Shazam's #1 Fan

people who do not understand that David Cain genuinely did love Cassandra and that's deliberately portrayed as (partially) what makes his actions so monstrous are people who fundamentally missed the point of Puckett's Batgirl run

yes shane not realising people are flirting with him but also shane not realising that HE is flirting with men he finds attractive shane who naturally flutters his big brown sparkly eyes more often whenever hes talking to a big strong handsome man shane who automatically tilts his head slightly down so his gaze is directed upwards shane whose voice turns soft and buttery while he’s delivering smooth jabs and quick compliments shane whose mouth quips into a glint of teeth and scratches the back of his neck so his bicep strains against the cuff of his t shirt shane who says ‘yeah you’d like that?’ without thinking and hums round and airy ‘mhmm’ in acknowledgement shane insisting ‘i was NOT flirting with him.’ when ilya brings it up later and ilya shrugs and says ‘you cannot help it…you’re super gay…i don’t mind, im the only one that makes you nervous’ and grins wickedly while shane blushes and makes a sound in the back of his throat as ilya descends upon him

2013 was five years ago let that sink in

Can’t believe that 2013 was 5 years ago!

Tumblr isn't any less aggravating a site to discuss trends in popular fiction on, but it's often aggravating in a different way. On most platforms it's a struggle to find people who are aware of any authors outside the very biggest names currently in publication, while on Tumblr half the responses are from people who have extensive knowledge of the classics but have evidently never read any fiction published this century.

Trying to talk about contemporary creative dialogues and folks in the notes are like "did you mean [guy who died in 1938]".

before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls

trans woman ryland grace changing her name to grace grace because she couldnt think of any other names and its right there

Miss Piggy tied to the mast while Statler and Waldorf heckle her from the sea

But who is the single human cast member in this tale? Who gets to put in an Oscar-worthy performance alongside the Muppets and what role are they to play?

There’s no single human, everyone is a Muppet except for one scene. Circe, played by Janice, turns Odysseus’s crew into humans who still behave animalistic and are all played by Academy Award winning actors.

don’t ask chatgpt I can lie to you for free

hello mizuthe-chat how many provinces are there in the united states

7

wow this feels like it's less than it should be but I'll believe you if you provide visual evidence like a map

and he’s wearing Snoopy footie pajamas….babyyyyyy

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works