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and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

nothing gets past this guy

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Official Pussy Post

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

are you going to eat me

Obviously not! You were insufficient for my needs.

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

qeS: bIQIS 'e' DaQobmoHlaH, QongDaqlIjDaq HujlIwlIj DachIlchugh

op did you see this coming when you made the original post

freaks me out just a little that when you're inside a vagina you are surrounded by pelvic bone

putt-putt saves the zoo you stupid son of a bitch

How is it that in this entire post you didn’t say the word “woman” once? Only one sex gives birth. Only women have these experiences, only women are at risk for everything mentioned here, women are the only people this applies to. Erasing the word enables the problem.

I’m an evil trans man with a big fat pussy and it’s my life’s purpose to erase women by using inclusive language. Everyone I make a post a random woman disappears off the planet. Clean vanishes. They’re renaming all maternity wards labor & delivery wards because of me. The word breastfeeding no longer exists in the dictionary. It’s all chestfeeding now. Many world powers are trying to stop me. They can’t. They’re too slow. I’m always two steps ahead.