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functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

Now a functionally suicidal character saying “I will live for you”. Now that’s a dynamic I can sink my teeth into.

now how about a functionally suicidal character saying "I will sell hot dogs for you"

Hotdog vender lays down their life to protect their suicidal partner, who then takes over the hotdog stand to carry on their memory...

and every time we kiss i swear i could fly

nothing gets past this guy

pussy is a gateway hole. soon you’ll be fucking car mufflers and sewer pipes

Official Pussy Post

This shitty little gimmick blog existed just long enough to be tagged on this post and hang itself on my doorstep

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

are you going to eat me

Obviously not! You were insufficient for my needs.

“tattoos are going out of style” they’ve been around for a thousand years im sorry you’re conservative now get well soon ig

You are less fashionable than Ötzi the ice man who had sick tattoos

ⓘ Tip: while sewing, you can unlock scary sewing by losing your needle somewhere on your bed.

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op did you see this coming when you made the original post