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translating-posts-into-klingon

QInvam DalaDchugh weQmoQnaQ DachotlhtaHvIS, DaQejlu'jaj 'ej Qapla''a' Dabajjaj

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

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ysalamir

the clones make me so sad. imagine just being born and you already have coworkers.

translating-posts-into-klingon

mu'IQqu'moH DarDoghpu'. bIboghpu' 'ej wejHa' vumwI' ghuD Daghaj 'e' yIjal.

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

thevillainsmustache

May the force blow your tits clean off

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pe'vIl ngob'atDu'lIj HoS'a' jormoHjaj

#okay so fun fact: klingon sentences are normally object-verb-subject #but when youre making a toast then it becomes object-subject-verb #so as you read this post please imagine me holding a cup of bloodwine and saluting #tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

peach-crem

Whoever reported garaks-padded-bra and got his blog terminated. God has a plan for you. And it will hurt

translating-posts-into-klingon

gharaq-janIj'e'-tInmoHlu'bogh 'a'baqa' ngabmoHbogh ghot'e'. SoHvaD nab San. 'ej Du'oy'moH nabvam.

#klingons killed their gods so i replaced the word god with destiny #star trek #tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

fidelcostco

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

fidelcostco

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

fidelcostco

oh this is my post

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fidelcostco

vIlqu' ghot QoghIj, yapchugh Doy'taHghachlIj bIttaHghachlIj je, jatlh QoghIj «yIQepQo', qaboQlaH» 'ej vIHchoH QIbmey

fidelcostco

QIbmey ngaghmeH re'chIvmey yIngu'

fidelcostco

toH QInwIj 'oH

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

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If you don’t like me the delete your blog. I’m better than you and this site is mine.

translating-posts-into-klingon

choparchugh weQmoQnaQ 'a'baqa'lIj yIngabmoH. jIH nIv law' SoH nIv puS 'ej weQmoQnaQ DaqwIj 'oH weQmoQnaQ Daq'e'.

#for some freaking reason klingon has no word for delete so i improvised #also found a better word to describe a blog #tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

hestiagf

good morning soft sad freaks on an unprofitable website

translating-posts-into-klingon

maj po 'umyotlh bajlaHbe'bogh weQmoQnaQ Daq Dabbogh tunbogh taQwI''e' 'IQ

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

freylaverse

Quick B'Elanna for practice! Timelapse on Reddit.

The Klingon text reads "beylana", which is how you spell her name in tlhIngan Hol.

#no translation today. just witness this glorious art.#and the absolutely beautiful klingon letters #piqad #belanna #star trek

I've tried both bold text and the small caps font as a way to translate caps lock into Klingon, and to me whenever I read the small caps Klingon it sounds like the kind of funny high-pitched screaming that's in something like the "WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES" vine, but the bold text sounds like normal screaming, so I shall be using both bold text and small caps when I feel they are appropriate :D

#not klingon

princerevelucide

theres NONE left. i drinked it all

translating-posts-into-klingon

chuv ᴘᴀɢʜ. Hoch vItlhutlhta'

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

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seravph

THEY KEEP ASKING ME IF I WOULD DIE FOR THEM AND I KEEP ASKING WHY THEY WANT ME DEAD

dsmsix

job interviews

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SeravpH

chaHvaD jIHeghqang 'e' mugheltaH 'ej qatlh jIHegh luneH 'e' vIgheltaH

DSmjav

'aSteD yu'lI'ghach

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

Thank you answering my ask about "girl's night". I have another one for you: How about a Klingon word/phrase for "Bodice Ripper" as in a loosely historically inspired "trashy" romance novel. Think the kind of thing that moms stereotypically like to read, complete with horny oil painting on the cover. If this is too specific, I apologize in advance.

You can translate that as qun parmaq veQ paq, literally "history erotica garbage book" :P

#long ass noun noun construction lmao #not entirely sure which order these nouns should be in when the noun noun construction is this long but that looks about right #explaining klingon #klingon translation

translating-posts-into-klingon

Is there a Klingon word or phrase equivalent to "Girl's Night"? As in, a fun, sisterly/friendly bonding activity or event between women/girls/etc.

You can translate it literally as be' ram (women's night) if it's actually happening at night, or be' poH (women's time) if it's at any time, including at night

There is also the word chaj, which is glossed as "close female friend of a woman/girl", so chaj ram would be "the night of close female friends" (with chaj poH being "the time of close female friends")

(you'll have to be careful with the word chaj though, because using it to describe anyone who isn't a female friend is offensive :P)

coffeewyrm

(adding OP's tags cause I keep forgetting Klingon is a gendered language)

translating-posts-into-klingon

Clarification:

Technically, Klingon is not a gendered language, because nouns don't have grammatical gender, and the third-person singular pronoun ghaH means both "he" and "she"

Also, most words that would be gendered in English are not gendered in Klingon, eg. ta' means both emperor and empress, bulvar means both monk and nun ect, and the only way to specify male or female would be to add the word "man" or "woman" at the end

The only words that I know to be gendered are family words (eg. husband/wife, brother/sister, male/female cousin), and also chaj/maqoch (and even then, the gendered words have gender neutral variants) :P

#klingon language #explaining klingon

Is there a Klingon word or phrase equivalent to "Girl's Night"? As in, a fun, sisterly/friendly bonding activity or event between women/girls/etc.

You can translate it literally as be' ram (women's night) if it's actually happening at night, or be' poH (women's time) if it's at any time, including at night

There is also the word chaj, which is glossed as "close female friend of a woman/girl", so chaj ram would be "the night of close female friends" (with chaj poH being "the time of close female friends")

(you'll have to be careful with the word chaj though, because using it to describe anyone who isn't a female friend is offensive :P)

#klingon language #explaining klingon #there is also a male version of chaj (maqoch) and its also offensive when used on anyone who isnt a close male friend #and there is a gender neutral verdion (yIr'ach) but its offensive potential is unclear

spandexlambtube

cold take. no more surveillance. ok

translating-posts-into-klingon

vuD bIr. mabejlu' net mev. lu'

#not sure if klingons would actually say this given that they live in an Alien Authoritarian Nightmare Dictatorship #but perhaps a klingon tumblrina said this on klingon tumblr #tlhIngan Hol #klingon language

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homosexualpigeon

If I was Spock I’d just lie and pretend I was going through Pon Far. Yeahhhh Jim you’re gonna have to fuck me raw :( it’s a life or death situation I’m sorry :(

translating-posts-into-klingon

SIpoq jIHchugh jInep 'ej «pon farr» vISIQtaH 'e' vIjal. HIjaaaa' «Jim» chongaghnIS :( yInwIjvaD ghu' Qob 'oH Do'Ha' :(

#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language #star trek #captain kirk #spock #yes in front of the klingons >:)

commoncoot

went to a queer literature collection at the museum of edinburgh and was Not expecting klingon condoms in the hiv/aids section. Seven year shelf life (for vulcans) is my favourite part

translating-posts-into-klingon

Restoration into the original Klingon:

mayoHtaHvIS Daq'e' Suchbogh pagh wISuch...

tlhIngan yatlhchoHghach botwI'mey

qoch'uq'e' letmoHlu'bogh neH luyugh

vIl, be' lubelmoHmeH

qaStaHvIS Soch DIS taHlaH (vulqanganvaD)

«No-Nannite 9» ngIS lulo'

Sarmey: verenganvaD pagh vI' wa' loS 'uj 'ab, tera'nganvaD pagh vI' cha' wej 'uj 'ab, tlhInganvaD cha' vI' jav 'uj 'ab

'ul botlaH bIH 'ach borgh ngagh bIH lo'taHvIS net chupbe'

«DochwIj vIghaj, DochlIj Daghaj» malja' mutlh

#okay so idk what steel belted means so i kinda left that part out #also “ngIS” is lubricant thats specifically used in disruptor cannons #there is a word for a general type of lubricant but i used this word instead because its funnier #i also converted the inches to klingon 'uj (one 'uj is 34.83cm or about 14 inches)#an 8 inch penis is an actual war crime btw #but having a 36 inch penis would be useful. when your gf is on the other side of the fucking galaxy 💀#tlhIngan Hol #klingon language #star trek

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