good evening! what the fuck
the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier
#GOD#HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO ANOTHER WEBSITE#WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA GET GUT PUNCHED BY SENTENCES LIKE THAT ONE
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good evening! what the fuck
the fact op is a sneeze fetish blog just makes this infinitely funnier
#GOD#HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO MOVE TO ANOTHER WEBSITE#WHERE ELSE AM I GONNA GET GUT PUNCHED BY SENTENCES LIKE THAT ONE

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She got so mad she wrote song lyrics and edited a video and everything omg
Living.
WHAT IS THIS AND WHY DO I LOVE IT SO MUCH
this is the video description on youtube: “ I’ve been a server for 5 years. I made a song about the way white girls ask me for boxes. “
CAN I GET A BOX?
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did U GUYS KNOW, that the way stores get the balloons off of the ceiling is with ANOTHER balloon, w tape on the top??? and they just dont cut the string so it’s like super long and u gotta aim it right n reel it in. i just found that out today when i DID IT and it’s been the best working day of my life i had a blast blowing up balloons and fetching some off the ceiling. i had so much power? and NO ONE ELSE in my department likes that job so now it’s MY job when need be
omg so I work at a museum and one of our buildings has a) very high ceilings and b) a bizarrely sensitive alarm system that will go off if anything touches the ceiling. Because of this, helium balloons are considered public enemy #1 and are strictly forbidden from entering the museum. But just in case an illicit balloon is successfully smuggled in, the museum has acquired a fucking b.b. gun for the express purpose of shooting down rogue balloons.
lawful good vs chaotic good
chaotic evil
*wakes up* what the fuck

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Nine Yantras for Inner Peace.
Yantras are sacred geometry similar to Tibetan mandalas. They are utilized in a type of yoga (yogic) meditation especially as one develops the upper chakras or for energetically enhancing the space around them. In Wheels of Life writer Anodea Judith places Yantra Yoga as correlating with the third eye or ajna chakra. Yantras are part of the Indian Tantric tradition of subtle energetic practices.
RADIANCE - Sunny optimism, self-confidence, magnetism. Enables your joy and good spirits to reach and affect others you connect with. Associated planet is the Sun. NOURISHMENT - Nurturing, sustaining, compassionate. Cultivates in both male and female-the feminine and receptive including being able to care for oneself. PASSION - Direction, purpose, enthusiasm. Allows you to compete and accomplish great feats with desire meaning and joy. INTELLECT - Judgement, equilibrium, balance. Calms the nervous system and stimulates the mind toward equanimity. Enhances communication, and use of the mind for spiritual work. Planet is Mercury. EXPANSION - Growth and opulence, generosity of spirit, and community. Opens your heart to opportunities for charity and sharing and suggests new horizons. BLISS - Sensuality, appreciation for beauty, art and refinement. Supports ones ability to be creative, poetry, writing, all fine arts. Gives you access to the positive aspects of your senses and enhances ones ability to attract love. Associated planet is Venus. ORGANIZATION - Order, discipline, a quiet mind. Patience and endurance are maximized to support you in working through difficult or long projects. UNIQUENESS - Independence, originality, exploration. Awareness and confidence in your authentic voice and ideas. SPIRITUALITY - Mystical experiences, solitude, purification. The peace you find within. Associated planet is Ketu.
Tomato Mac and Cheese (GF)
Omg gluten free mac ‘n’ cheese! I can’t even remember the last time I had this; it was years ago! I don’t know how long this Heinz gluten free macaroni has been available, but it’s the first time I’ve personally seen it in my local supermarket.
Obviously I had to get it and make the delicious tomato & cheese macaroni recipe I used to love. And I wasn’t disappointed. Heinz gluten free pasta are actually really good! And gluten free pasta in general is pretty good these days (if you know how to cook properly, that is!).
Ingredients:
. 250g macaroni (half a bag of Heinz gluten free macaroni)
. 1 onion
. A few garlic cloves (or garlic powder - to taste)
. 4 salad tomatoes
. 1 Tbsp tomato purée
. A handful of fresh basil leaves (or to taste; I like to out a lot)
. A pinch of nutmeg
. 1 + ½ cup milk
. Extra mature cheddar
. Parmesan (optional)
. Vegetable stock (½ of a Kallo cube)
. Salt & black pepper
. Olive oil
Method:
. Put the macaroni to cook.
. Meanwhile, chop the tomatoes in small cubes and finely chop the onion, garlic and basil.
. Fry the tomatoes in a bit of olive oil in a non stick pan (medium/low heat) until they soften up and are breaking down. Add the onion and garlic and carry on frying for a few minutes.
. Turn the temperature to low and add the milk, tomato paste, stock, basil , nutmeg and black pepper. Simmer for a few minutes and then add as much grated cheese as you’d like (basically a LOT :D). If you feel like it’s too liquid/the flavour isn’t strong enough, carry on cooking for the sauce to reduce or add more cheese, garlic powder and basil (or any other herbs you’d like).
. Add the the cooked macaroni to the sauce, mix well and serve.
(Makes 2 large portions)
Enjoy!
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The Taoist Microcosmic Orbit Meditation
This is the classic Taoist meditation method for refining, raising, and circulating internal energy via the ‘orbit’ formed by the ‘Governing Channel’ from perineum up to head and the Conception Channel from head back down to perineum. Activating the Microcosmic Orbit is a key step that leads to more advanced practices. Taoists believe that microcosmic orbit meditation fills the reservoirs of the Governing and Conception channels with energy, which is then distributed to all the major organ-energy meridians, thereby energizing the internal organs. It draws abundant energy up from the sacrum into the brain, thereby enhancing cerebral circulation of blood and stimulating secretions of vital neurochemicals. It is also the first stage for cultivating the ‘spiritual embryo’ or 'golden elixir’ of immortality, a process that begins in the lower abdomen and culminates in the mid-brain. This is probably the best of all Taoist methods for cultivating health and longevity while also 'opening the three passes’ to higher spiritual awareness.
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Holotropic Breathwork Naturally Induces Psychedelic States of Mind
Humans have a unique appetite for experiencing altered states of consciousness, and this inclination is evident in many facets of social culture today, such as our attraction to alcohol, caffeine, nicotine, psychedelics, and more.
But is it possible to access these altered states without the help of a substance? Do we all possess the inner mechanisms to heal our latent traumas?
Dr. Stanislav Grof, a 83-year old Czech-born psychiatrist fascinated by the healing capabilities of non-ordinary states, has just the answer to these questions.
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Energy Implants and How to Remove Them
The healing of humanity
Increasingly people within spiritual circles are becoming aware of, and speaking out about, “energetic implants” in our energy fields. Working with energy implants is indeed something we do during the Openhand course and one-on-one work.
Implants are prevalent within most, if not all, human beings. They’ve been used as a tool by Opposing Consciousness in the ‘dumbing-down’ of humanity. It’s a subject that needs to be elevated into the group consciousness more generally if we are to catalyse and accelerate our further evolution, that we can heal humanity.
So what are energetic implants? How do they work? Where did they come from? and most importantly of all, how do we remove them?
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current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.
aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.
aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.
Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.
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UPS drivers have the most interesting photos to share.
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this 👆🏾
Do these straight people just like
Not actually comprehend anything happening right in front of them
heteronormativity is a hell of a drug
May I add:
I have to believe the ointb wedding and the father/son thing were tongue in cheek
everyone wants hugh jackman to be a tough manly man but he just wants to sing show tunes and we should let him