walk on air against your better judgement

me on wikipedia at 3AM

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

i cannot keep doing 6-8 episodes shows anymore guys. she's gone as soon i get to know her

you will have coworkers more incompetent than you could even dream of

there’s a cultural obsession with labelling all female authors as unintelligent or otherwise only capable of accidentally stumbling into brief moments of genius in their works that we need to start pushing back against

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

as a human my ideal way to die would be something quick and painless in a national park at a very old age. as a bug my ideal way to die would be being accidentally crushed by a little girl playing outside and cried over and buried with a leaf headstone