garlic flowers & wild roses

Hey, I’m a random internet person you’ve never talked to before. Just making sure your fetish is morally aligned with my principles and what I consider virtuous.

i need (abruptly stops talking & stares at some random fixed point with a vacant expression)

planetariums, art museums, aquariums, science museums my beloved

if you're disappointed with Taylor Swift's new album just a reminder that all profits from streaming The Slur Song go towards me purchasing an egg salad sandwich

20,000 notes and i'll buy the mayonaise

Um, ACTUALLY this post is extremely misleading, since there are receipts proving that you previously donated $2016 to a charity for homeless LGBT teens and did not buy ANY egg salad sandwiches at all. Clearly not ALL proceeds are going towards egg salad sandwiches and I just think we should be very careful about which artists we choose to support.

I'm sorry

Katie is Nez Perce, Cayuse, Umatilla and Karuk

one genre of fanfiction that seems to have mostly disappeared since i became an adult is shenanigans-type fics. like not exactly crack but just "the gang goes to 7-11" type, extremely low-stakes plot stories. the beach episodes of fanfiction. i just feel like i don't see those around so much anymore. whered they go. i miss them :(

do you think a cemetery angel and a gargoyle could fall in love

no worse feeling that going on some subculture fashion clothing website and seeing the size chart runs from extra small to petite to pequeño to microscopique. yeah here at DeathKillFuckShadow Fantastique Cloth Imaginations i think you’ll find that we see the world a bit difference… we have bleak brutal imaginations… what if blood and fangs were COOL… but we cannot in our most tortured imaginations picture a woman who has a stouter frame than the fucking Insulindian Phasmid

cozy game is such a weird term to me i feel like it gets applied to so many genres. life sims farming games rpgs survival games strategy games. i saw someone call dont starve a cozy game. i feel like the vibes of dont starve are quite possibly the opposite of cozy actually.