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New favorite activity: throwing different star wars characters through time at kamino and the clones like pieces of salami to feral cats
In a totally unrelated note, au where when the skywalker twins were about 8/9 they were, somehow through all the space between them, throwing a typical kid meltdown at the same time.
The reason? They really really really REALLY wanted siblings. They are just always so bored and its hard making friends and and and. So they cry and scream and demand a sibling from their parents/aunt&uncle.
Only, the skywalker twins arent regular kids. They are weird force eldritch children and so the force answers them like "omg PLEASE SHUT UP yall so loud! Fine!!! You want siblings? Ohhhh ill give ya siblings" (idk the force just gives be exhausted sngle mother vibes with god lke powers)
And then POOF the twins are on kamino surrounded by clone cadets.
Of course the clones hide these clearly baby jedi (random children appearing out of thin air... thats probably something baby jedi can do) from the kaminoans. It takes a WHILE for the twins to realize they most likely arent going back to their families. They get depressed for a while. But the twins understand eachother and their circumstamces so they get close like actuall twins and they help eachother move on and accept their new home... and their new 5 million siblings.
The clones (mainly the alphas and the CC clones who are the oldest) take care of, hide and teach the twins. They teach them what they are being taught: how to shoot a blaster, strategy, survival. They also teach them mandoa, and the importance of armor amd paint.
They also try really hard to teach them about the jedi, but what the clones learn about the jedi is all horribly over exagurated stereotypes but they are trying! They are taught very well mental shielding so thats a plus.
The twins eventually find omega, and they become bffs as well. They dont like boba. They pull pranks on him and jango and are NEVER caught. Boba thinks the place is haunted.
When the war starts, the twins are like "yeah fuck you we're coming with ya (they are like 18/19) so they steal some shiney armor and vow to help protect their brothers. So they follow thier favorite vod off Kamino.
Leia of course follows Fox to coruscant amd the senate. Shes as cunning and ruthless as fox. If the "trooper's" height is ever questioned, the clone with her is trained to say "ah growth hormone defect. But hes too good at paperwork to decommission" and most senators are all "oh haha i have a few aide i feel exactly like that about. Carry on!" Leia even convinces Palpatine to let her do all his paperwork (she has a voice changer in her helmet) not cause she trying to be nice or helpful, because she has a bad feeling about him and what better way than to know all his buisness than by doing all his paperwork?
Luke follows both Rex and Cody around like a little duckling. Well actually it more like Cody and his two little ducklings. Obi-Wan definitely knows something is up, but he is too scared of overstepping the already very limited personal autonomy with clnes so he just lets it be. Luke would def act as a crazy battle ready medic. Hes still very bendy and flippy, takes after a lot of tbe CCs and punches, kicks and bites droids, only he has the force on his side so he isnt at risk of breaking any bones ot teeth.
(Now i really wanna design clone armor paint designs for leia and luke)
Dont imagine leia seeing bail in the senate and remembering a distant father. Desperately wanting to hug him and be held by him and cry and scream. Instead falling into the embrace of the vode.
Dont imagine luke hearing about "general skywalker" and being so excited to meet someone with his last name. Only to have to fight and stuggle to keep the mans overwhelming force signature out of his mind with beskar shields. He can feel the light, he can. but its overshadowed by growing dark and he feels cornered anytime they are in the same vicinity.
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It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!
It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.
PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)
I simply think Sam did not like his childhood despite Dean "raising" him (Dean being parentified while John neglected him). he actually is quite outspoken about how the way they were raised is messed up from episode 1. this is a large point of contention between him and his family.
to give some entirely bizarre context, nigel farage (extreme cunt) has stepped down from his position as MP for clacton (due to a scandal where he received £5 million from a crypto billionaire that could have been laundered) only to run again so that he can prove people like him. and the only person running against him is count binface. who has been a staple of british politics for many years. and now the british press is forced to interview him seriously while he sits there with his binface.
For context Farage can't be prosecuted for this while not in office. His tactic is to be re-elected to show he is a man of the people beating all other parties (and therefore laws don't apply??). Other parties have chosen not to run ostensibly because it lends legitimacy to his stunt but more likely because it is a Reform stronghold and they are unlikely to challenge him anyway.
Except in the hour of need, a binface stepped up.
So either he gets in and is prosecuted, or he loses to a bin.
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“tumblr is nice because it’s anonymous and irrelevant so it doesn’t affect my real life in any way.” Wrong. if you are on here for long enough the words of your mortifying adolescent internet diary will be written on the subway walls and tenement halls and out of the mouths of coworkers and over the faces of tiktokers and and in reddit screenshots posted on instagram sent to you by your friends and in ai dupe novelty t shirts and in the smiles of strangers repeating bits you forgot you left lying around on here when you were a teenager. and also pinterest.
stupidest most mortifyingest ways this has happened to me so far
-first ever time was in high school when a friend told a joke from a post or something at marching band practice and I got super aggro and was like how did you find me and found out she did not know it was me. Sorry nic💔
-screenshot of own post sent to me by friends with some variation of ‘lol you would find this funny’ ‘this reminded me of you’ or ‘they write like you talk’ x15-20 times
- go over to this girl’s house to watch a movie in grad school. one of my dumb ass posts abt a book series she liked was printed out and thumbtacked to the bulletin board by the door.
-screenshot of a 15 note flop post I wrote otw to class showed up on a girl I had just met in college’s instagram story
- someone I met from the other side of the country at a networking thing repeated phrase I wrote in stupid joke post the year before
- got told ‘this is kinda dumb lol’ by irl oomf and shown a TikTok of someone repeating something I wrote verbatim but less funny
- told my friend a story abt something funny that had happened to me earlier this week. He was like I know you stole this from Reddit you don’t have to lie. Whipped out his phone showed me a screenshot of my own post.
- quoted in an article on polygon dot com as “viral tumblr user.” I didn’t use an article for comedic effect and they [sic]’d me. I found out about this happened to me because my father sent it to me and was like isn’t [article subject] interesting have you noticed this happening in your life
“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore
fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle
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tumblr users being generally knowledgeable about phishing attempts and scams and yet not hesitating to click various links from unknown users because they say such things as "spin the wheel to determine your alvin and the chipmunks band persona based on my favorite italian desserts" and we go "heck yeah."
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Working an office job will truly make you have the wildest enemies, bc why is my nemesis rn a woman I’ve never met and who exclusively haunts me by sending diabolical emails, and also a specific guy who left my company before I even worked here and made the system so fuckass that it ruined procedures for like a year
Yesterday my nemesis (woman I’ve never met and whose face I’ve never seen) sent my office an email so rude, basically saying we had fucked up every project she ever ordered from us, one of the worst emails I’ve ever read in my life.
And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.
This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.
I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.
After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.
It was the most satisfying workday I’ve had since I got hired.
💎 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗶𝘁𝗲𝗺! Shadow Shuriken Weapon (dart), very rare (requires attunement) ___ When thrown, this dark throwing star is trailed by wisps of black smoke. This weapon has the light property, and you can engage in two-weapon fighting with it as if it were a melee weapon. If you’re a monk, it’s considered to be a monk weapon for you. When you hit a creature with this weapon, any nonmagical flames or lights within 10 feet of it are extinguished. This weapon deals an extra 1d8 force damage to any creature it hits, or 1d12 if the creature is in dim light or darkness. Hit or miss, the shuriken magically returns to your hand after making an attack with it. 𝙎𝙝𝙖𝙙𝙤𝙬 𝙅𝙪𝙢𝙥. This weapon has 4 charges, and it regains all expended charges daily at dusk. When you hit a target with this weapon, you can choose to expend 1 of its charges to teleport to an unoccupied space that you can see within 5 feet of it. If the new space is in dim light or darkness, you become invisible until the start of your next turn; the effect ends early if you make an attack or force a creature to make a saving throw.
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