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my Mom might have thyroid cancer, we wonāt get the results of the test as to wether it is or isnāt till mid to late July. It isnāt a super deadly kind of cancer but itās still potentially cancer, any prayers would be much appreciated
having anti role models is a beautiful thing. it's not easy to live up to someone else's behavior but it is easy to lasso yourself into behaving right when you realize you're reminding yourself of the worst person youve ever met in your entire life
we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback
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I love the whole scenario of people who don't know the civilian indentity of the Bats and Robins and complain about them to their face. And while yes, in some runs Commissioner Gordon knows Dick is Robin and Barbara is Batgirl, I just find the scenario of Gordon ranting to Robin that Dick Grayson is dating Barbara hilarious for three reasons, Gordon is ranting to this teenager about his teenage daughter and her boyfriend, two: Dick is taking notes for their next encounter and three: he can make Gordon cut him some slack.
Gordon: That little punk took her to the movies last night.
Dick: Did he have her home on time? Because I know that's a deal breaker for you.
Gordon: He did.
Dick: Your daughter was happy when she got home?
Gordon, grumbling: Yes. But she came home wearing his stupid letterman jacket. I was a kid once I know what that means.
Dick: Maybe she was cold.
Gordon: Robin, see you're a good kid. You'd think that. But rich little punks like Dick Grayson? Raised by Bruce Wayne, no less?
Dick: I see why you might think that, but doesn't he keep curfew? And he drives safe? He follows your rules, Commish.
Gordon: You have a point. Not one damn speeding ticket.
Dick: Then maybe he's OK? I mean you said he's always polite when he comes over. Mrs Gordon likes him.
Gordon: I guess. But there's also that, the kid just thinks he can come to my door without asking me to take Babs out. He just shows up without even clearing it with me.
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I just think it would be funny if both Ben and Yoda came back in time to Obi-Wanās pre-apprentice years and Yoda is all āfuck Qui-Gon Iāve got a Sith to murderā and takes the kid for his own Padawan so they can plan and argue all day long and now Obi-Wan is sitting in on classified meetings and Mace is all ā??????ā Cause he canāt convince Yoda to stop bringing him OR Obi-Wan to leave and the entire order is being relegated to the LOUDEST buzzing from their constant telepathic arguments and how to go about things but instead of it relieving them that Obi-Wan is giving back as much as heās given, everyone is panicking every time Obi-Wan disappears from temple only to show up with new kids or slaves or Mandalorians and Yoda is all āugh, we get it, you have a Mandalorian fetish, stop being weirdā and even ended up getting adopted by Mandāalor Mereel along with Obi-Wan when Obi-Wan told Mereel it would be funny and heās basically a super old toddler and throws tantrums a lot and Jaster is all āfree ade???? For me????????ā And Yoda is trying to kill a Sith (Palpatine has gone into hiding cause the force is telling him to run for his fucking life rn) and Obi-Wan is all āwhat if I saved Mandalore and also killed all the Hutts who deal in slavery and instated a no-slavery policy everywhere and also slowly tortured slavers to death???? I just think that would be cuteā and keeps bringing him people (like a 6 month pregnant Shmi lmao) to the temple and telling Yoda heās got a new kid, deal with it.
Mace: *holding Obi-Wan by the back of his robes like a feral tooka* Master Yoda, control your Padawan before he gets himself killed with all your shenanigans!
Yoda: Think IM the bad influence, you do? Should have seen the last master who had him!
Obi-Wan: Itās true, Master Yoda makes me go to therapy twice a month at minimum and made me get trackers in my boots. I think heās doing good. None of the pirates have found the trackers yet.
Mace: When did you end up with pirates??????
Obi-Wan: *vividly remembering Mama Ohnaka picking up Jango and him from a slavers vessel when Montrose tried to get over Jasterās head and just get rid of the kid when he couldnāt kill Jaster* ā¦okay so thereās this pirate named Hondo and a few years ago he picked me up and a few others and heās like twice my age right now but heās really nice and keeps insinuating Iām his son and thatās SUPER weird but Iām down because whenever Iām around heās less wild and he helped me and my friend get rid of Death Watch when I got out of the temple when I was 13 and was brought back in a stolen ship? Yeah that was him he gave me the ship, and heās actually rather nice-
Mace: Thatās it. Grandmaster Yoda, I am stealing your Padawan, you are obviously not paying enough attention to him.
Yoda: sure. Go give him advanced saber lessons, he could use a refresher, have him back by bedtime.
Obi-Wan: Yay! Special training!
And then Mace learns that Obi-Wan is one of the best warriors in the temple and Mace canāt handle his snark so he sets him loose on the galaxy again. This time Obi-Wan comes back with Shmi and proudly declares heās gonna be the master to her baby. Yoda looks at the woman and straight up hisses at her belly like an offended cat. Itās beautiful.
greatest dynamic in the world IS strange, eccentric asshole and their normal and polite friend who on closer inspection is actually worse in deeply weird and unexpected ways
gameshow voice: is it gay subtext or are the writers just so catastrophically bad at writing female characters that the only relationships in the entire story that feel human are the ones between the men.
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"Batman gave birth to me" is just the longest running lie Dickbin conjured when trying to explain how Batman acquired a child while not revealing their identities. Other lies he told the Justice League include:
He won me in a game of 'go fish'
They were draining a vat of chemicals the Joker had and I was just lying in the bottom
A gargoyle delivered me to him as a baby and I have been raised in his cave by his humanoid batservants ever since
He's actually my son from the future but when a time traveller came back and murdered the man who trained me he had to come back and take his place so I could learn how to become so awesome that his warrior goddess mother falls for me and we can make him
Someone lopped off his arm. He grew it back and I grew out of the limb
I am mark 2 of the super soldier programme that made him
Gotham has this whole cult that worships him and I was given to him as a sarcifice and everyone thought he would eat me but he didnāt so the cult was bummed out and disbanded
He hit his head really hard one day so I got him back to the cave and convinced him I had been there all along
I am a lord of chaos sent to wreak destruction upon this dimensional plane but he said I could dress up in bright colours and beat up people and that sounded awesome so... don't let me get bored I guess. My chthonic master still calls me up every so often to ask how the how destory the world thing is going
Terrible Fic Ideas #3: Re-Entry, but make it Obi-Wan and Yoda
If you've not noticed by now, I'm the biggest sucker for Time Travel Fix-Its that ever existed, and one of my absolute favorites is the Re-Entry series by the ever-wonderful flamethrower. In that series, post-RotJ Obi-Wan and Anakin are sent back to 4 years before TPM to save the Republic, and it's an absolutely wonderful ride. But one thing I've always wanted is Yoda to be thrown back in time in one of these fix-its.
Imagine it:
Yoda is the Grandmaster of the Jedi Order. He has the ability to make lasting changes to the order in a way that young Padawan or newly knighted Obi-Wan alone couldn't. He's also had ~25 years alone in a swamp without even the passing human contact Obi-Wan got on Tatooine to reflect on all the things that went wrong, and stuck around as a Force Ghost at least until TLJ.
Not that I imagine TLJ happening in this AU - to kick it off I imagine Luke not managing to make it off the second Death Star after Anakin dies, and Anakin and Leia's anguish in the Force managing to hurl the watching Force ghosts into the pasts, where they can keep Luke's death from ever happening.
And so you have Yoda and Obi-Wan being thrown back to, say, 52 BBY. Obi-Wan, now only five years old, wakes his crechemate's up with a "vision", and for decades afterwards the younglings swear that on certain nights you can year an echo of absolute and complete anguish in the Force.
But the end result is the same: 5 year old Obi-Want has his memories of the next 52 years alive and 4 additional years of being a Force ghost. The transition is somewhat less abrupt for Yoda, who is 800+ at this time.
Unlike Re-Entry, the only one Yoda and Obi-Wan tell (at least at first) that they've traveled through time is Mace - and only then because Obi-Wan is very obviously not a normal 5 year old anymore. (And even then it's more of an accident Mace finds out. Instead Yoda just sort of pushes Mace at Obi-Wan "to help him get a handle on his visions and train him in the ways of the Force", and in the end Mace finally puts two and two together after sort of assuming he's just going crazy or being punked.)
Actually, confused!babysitter Mace is half the drive for this plot bunny. He's so confused and Yoda is being even more of a troll than usual, and he's not prepared at all to deal with such a small child, but honestly half the time it feels like Obi-Wan is the one taking care of him, and just so much confusion.
Together, between Yoda being the Grandmaster and Obi-Wan's weaponized cuteness as a youngling, they are able to prevent some things that contribute to the fall of the Republic. (Galidraan et al).
Obi-Wan is taken as Mace's Padawan fairly young, and no one really considers it too be too odd how good he is so young given that Mace was his Master and Yoda's been his mentor since the creche, but he's definitely considered to be an odd child. As one might expect of a ~60 year old being suddenly stuffed into his 5 year old body. When it eventually comes out that he's a time traveler, it answers a lot things people didn't realize they were questioning.
But mostly confused!babysitter Mace, troll!Yoda, and baby!Obi-Wan.
As always, feel free to adopt the bunny. Just link if you end up doing anything with it.
Obi-Wan: (Sighs like an old man) I must say I'm glad not to be on the council at the moment. Have you read my proposal on Hutt investments portfolios? I know you're busy with Xanatos' nonsense, but if we move soon we could prevent Jabba from gaining ground in thirty years.
Mace: you should be learning how to mix colours with paint, not sending me paperwork in the middle of the night, Master Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: (gestures to neat paint pallet with colours mixed) I already know how to do that.
Yoda: doubt that I do. Knowing is not understanding.
Obi-Wan: that doesn't even mean anything. You can't tease me just because I'm small now.
Yoda: size matters not. Tease you I always will.
Obi-Wan: well that's true (eye roll)
Mace: I have enough paperwork Kenobi. Stop sending me paperwork.
Obi-Wan: well I would send it to another Master, but you're the only one that knows of my predicament and you won't let me use your name, and Master Yoda has always been awful with written proposals, no one would believe it.
Yoda (has brought out the paints Obi-Wan had with him and has started mixing colours)
Mace: Master you can't just mix paint on the tile!
Yoda: fear the mess it will make, hmm?
Obi-Wan: you're impossible. (Starts doing it as well) I never enjoyed making a mess, even at this age.
Yoda: fear of the future that is.
Obi-Wan: here he goes.
Yoda: to live in the moment, without fear of the mess of the future, that is the way of a Jedi.
Mace: (watches the two of them paint pictures on the ground. It's a complete mess)
Obi-Wan: I don't fear the future.
Yoda: hah!
Obi-Wan: I'm stressed! Stressed isn't the same thing as fear.
Yoda: come from fear stress does. Anxiety. Make a cloud you should.
Obi-Wan: (examines his tile of art work, adds a cloud)
Yoda: stress Master Mace has trouble with too. (Pointedly looking at Mace who is just watching the mess unfold)
Mace: (sighs, takes the hint, sits on the floor and dips his finger in the purple Obi-Wan mixed) I have many things to do.
Yoda: but right now you are painting.
Mace: I can't tell if you're both being serious or messing with me.
Obi-Wan: it can be both, Master. (Makes a face) I'm going to have blue hands for a week.
Mace: have you always been anxious, Master Kenobi? You always seem very confident and composed. It was eerie when we first met, seeing a child so poised.
Obi-Wan: yes, well I don't want anyone to know I'm anxious. Too many people rely on me.
Yoda: like someone else that is.
Mace: well... Right now you're at an age you don't need to be so independent.
Obi-Wan: I'm older than you are, Master. My crude matter doesn't reflect who I am inside. I can't just turn off my worries. It was easier in the end. In the desert... But it's hard to grasp now. I found my balance and peace, but in the here and now I find myself at odds with my knowledge. Every stray thought and memory of something that could be changed for the better.
Mace: changing the future is dangerous.
Obi-Wan: not changing it is more dangerous.
Mace: if you become obsessed you risk losing yourself. You need an anchor.
Obi-Wan: I know. (Focuses back on his painting) The future is always in motion. I am not changing anything. I am simply existing in the now. The ripples for good or ill can rarely be controlled or focused. However is it not my duty to follow where the Force has led me and do good?
Mace: ... (I feel very young suddenly)
Yoda: talk too much you do, Master Kenobi.
Obi-Wan: well it's been awhile since anyone has been kind enough to listen, Master Yoda. Force knows you don't have the attention for it.
Yoda: accuse me of senility do you? Focused I am on the present (gestures at his paint mess). Rambling on the old days you are.
Obi-Wan: who is the more senile? The old man or the old man that tries to talk to him?
Mace: (looking at the five year old who just said that. He has a splotch of blue paint on his cheek) no more proposals in the middle of the night, Kenobi. You'll get an ulcer at six.
Obi-Wan: (prim and proper) and when exactly did you get your first stress ulcer Master Windu?
