Ground Control to Major Shlong

Heaven forbid women do anything

i’m sorry boss I can’t come into work tomorrow they’ve identified the body of a doomed polar explorer

sure jesus may have suffered but did he ever have to go to work on his period

The Slatibartfast and the Slatibartfurious

i hate you shein. i hate you wish. i hate you temu. i hate you aliexpress. i hate you fast fashion. i hate you consumerism. i hate you planned obsolescence. i hate you plastics.

the cure appear to have announced their first album in sixteen years with a single poster outside the pub in crawley where they played their first gig, signalling the first formal start of a goth girl autumn since 2008

came back wrong from the club