THE MANAGER

World Heritage Post

i support universal free healthcare for one simple reason: if you are diagnosed with a terminal illness you should quit your job. quitting your job is the correct response to terminal illness. but you can’t do that if your healthcare is tied to your job

listen if somebody knows that they will be dead in a years time, and you are forcing them to continue to come into work, that’s fucked up. terminally ill people should be able to quit their jobs and live their last few months to the fullest. i don’t get how that’s a controversial opinion

I have sacrificed EVERYTHING for tumblr. My wife has left me. My children do not recognize my face. I have faced demonic attack, public execution, and erotic ego death, which is like normal ego death but you develop kinks that make Society despise you, like a psychosexual fixation on Kermit the Frog. "I like your shoelaces." THANKS, THEY TETHER ME TO THE GROUND I STAND ON! I AM UNABLE TO LEAVE! I WILL DIE HERE! I WILL DIE IN THIS HOUSE!

IMPERSONATE ME IN MY INBOX I WANNA SEE WHAT YOU GUYS RETAIN FROM ALL MY SHITTY POSTS

PLEASE I BEG OF YOU DO THIS IT’LL BE SO FUNNY

useful

Alison Green’s advice works. 

Alison Green got me all my interviews from 2012 onward, I am reasonably sure.

Alison Green is basically my life guide.

Mine too - she was my most visited website for the first few years of my working career, and I cannot emphasise enough how much her advice helped me navigate how to behave in a work environment. You name it, she has an answer for it. Definitely a life hack.

i have a suggestion

where is that post that’s like “*HR guy who’s made of hands skittering in* no touching”

I've made it my mission to be known by everyone on Tumblr. And I mean EVERYONE. No account will go without this post, I want to make it to the dead poets society fandom all the way to the ninjago fandom. Everyone will reblog this, and if they don't I will die a failure.

Batman fandom is here for you, Satan.

Corporate gag blogs are here for you

“don’t take it personally” how would you like me to take it then? professionally? romantically? academically?

A question for the ages.

The earlier on Tuesday you reblog this the funnier it is. (5:28am)

Have you seen the new movie? It's on library. It's literally on the library. It's on library without ads. It's literally on your local public library. You can probably ask for it on your library. Dude it's on your library. It's in the original case too. It's on library. You can watch it at the library. You can go to your local library and watch it. Register onto your local library right now. Go to your library. Dive into your library. You can watch it. It's on there. Your library has it for you. Your library has it for you.

oh my GOSH wow... I'm on Library...

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

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hey boys werent there more of you. what happened to one of you

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ok well now there are too many of you. which one of youse is the rat

certified gimmick post

the fuck did youse call me.. boys… get em

uh oh I gotta get outta here

are you in need of a weapon with which to defend yourself

yes now we're getting somewhere

I'm containing all of you

not on my watch! BONK

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY MAFIA WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE(?)

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Hey guys, how's it going

are wes kiddin? youse aint the boss here. supervisor yer fired. no one “lets go” o any o da goons witout goin thru me

Hey you hired me, but fine if you think you can handle all of the new hires and hr complaints be my guest

”am i a gooner”? no. but they are. ohhh boooyyys *i start snapping my fingers and my goons come out of the shadows*

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hey boys werent there more of you. what happened to one of you

HEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOISHEREBOIS

ok well now there are too many of you. which one of youse is the rat

certified gimmick post

the fuck did youse call me.. boys… get em

uh oh I gotta get outta here

are you in need of a weapon with which to defend yourself

yes now we're getting somewhere

I'm containing all of you

not on my watch! BONK

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING TO MY MAFIA WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE(?)

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Hey guys, how's it going

at our weekly allstaff meeting at work we always do an icebreaker question. today it was just tell us your hobby. that was the question. and i watched my coworker next to me go into chatgpt and ask it "hobbies." am i working with fake people am i being truman showed what the fuck is going on in here