Absolute fucking chaos at this point.

ITS TIME ITS TIME ITS T I M E

NO IT’S TOO EARLY STOP RIGHT THERE

IT’S TIME

IT IS TIME

I’m okay with Halloween starting now.

I LEGIT HAVE SEP  1ST LABELED AS PRE HALLOWEEN IN MY CALENDAR. IT IS FUCKING TIME, SON. 

i pressed play and my cat fell off the windowsill :(

IT. IS. NEVER. TOO. EARLY. FOR. HALLOWEEN.

my body is ready 

Happy pre halloween

@foxinajumper ARE U READY M8

HALLOWEEN IS COMING PREPARE YOURSELVES

SEPTEMBER IS BASICALLY SPOOKY EVE IT IS SKELETON TIME BOIS

IT’S SPOOKY SEASON, BOYS! HIT IT!

HALLOWEEN

HEY @they-call-me-ren AND @dirtytowel ARE YA READY

But it’s not October yet

TIS!!!

I’m scheduling this for April because that’s when Halloween season really starts

King shit

This is actually insanely useful tho

rb for anyone that might need them!!

Guys can use these too!!

i really hope tumblr keeps the spooky dasboard palettes because i’m really enjoying the vampire one

Gen Z culture is checking “no” next to the box asking if you have suicidal thoughts on the clip board they give you at the doctors office with a grimm look.

a kid came up to me to enquire about books on queen victoria, so I promptly guided him to the children’s history section, and we had a lovely chat flicking through horrible histories books, when I asked him what does he like about history. he grinned, and with a smooth, brilliant smile he said “My favourite thing about old times is torture.”

One time I had a dad come in with his ~10 year old kid and go “Hi, we’re looking for, um…” at which point he trailed off and looked expectantly at the kid the way parents usually do when they can’t remember which Percy Jackson book comes next, but instead the kid looked up at me and very brightly and firmly announced, “The Federalist Papers!”