pasta enthusiast

Now that is some vintage sports goth

This ad is very ominous and threatening.

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

THIS IS GOLD

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

this is literally how teenagers talk irl

This literally sounds like a voice-acted recreation of a group chat

IM DELETING THIS MESSAGE I AM NOT GOING OUT WITH SONIC

STOP DONT REBLOG THIS IM DELETING

Dude I just spat my drink everywhere

In the second It movie when they find out Pennywise has layed eggs in the sewer I want grown up Richie to go “holy shit the clown was pregnant? What sicko would fuck the clown?” And then the entire Losers Club just turns and looks at the camera in the most judgmental way possible

plEASE

MOTHER OF GOD

ARE YOU FUCKIN

OH GOD ITS BACK