swishes my big fluffy $$$$-ing tail

After I came out as an adult to my childhood best friend, he went back to his family and told them and then when we next spoke he said, ‘we’ve decided this is a good move for you.’

shoutout to the words "overmorrow" and "ereyesterday". english losing these words was stupid. "the day after tomorrow" "the day before yesterday" clunky-ass constructions. revolting. i'm bringing overmorrow and ereyesterday back in my idiolect and there is nothing you can do about it

Threemorrow

In German we still have them and they're basically identical: übermorgen and vorgestern. However, if you want to go further back or on, the clunkiness prevails. Überübermorgen. Vorvorgestern. And you could keep doing this indefinitely if you wanted to be a little extra obtuse today.

i love german so much

You can't beat a nice steak and kidney pie

I can, actually #violence #myfist #meateverywhere

NEVER MIND, I FOUND IT!!!

Baby sphinx trying to be like mama and waylaying travelers, but all its riddles are completely non-sensical like the ones a 1st grader would tell

Yeehaw yall. Gracie is on the run.

What's sending me is the "described as having rounded ears", as if to distinguish her from other stray giraffes that concerned neighbours might encounter.

I mean given Texas apparently has no exotic animal regulation the fact you might encounter another stray giraffe is low, but not zero.