What Even Is This Blog

when albert camus said "the sea; i didnt lose myself in it. i found myself in it" and when sylvia plath said "if i lived by the sea i would never be really sad" and when hozier said "love, when the sea rises to meet us" and when an anonymous writer said "and yet my heart wanders away, my soul roams with the sea" and when homer said "I’d rather die at sea"

and when marguerite duras said “there is one thing i am good at, and that’s looking at the sea” and when agnès varda said “it’s important to always be by the sea. the sea is the element of love”

and when hermann broch said “those who live by the sea can hardly form a single thought of which the sea would not be part,” and when keri hulme said “I know about me. I am the moons sister, a tidal child stranded on land. the sea always in my ear, a surf of eternal discontent in my blood,” and iain pears said “being by the sea is like a permanent baptism; the light and air hypnotizes, and your soul is washed by vastness.”

and when julia de burgos said “the sea, the true sea, almost mine now” and when saadi youssef said “but to the sea, to this sea, i return” and derek walcott said “you want to know my history? ask the sea.”

i was never good at geography 

not with that latitude

yall telling me he died getting nailed 

jesus christ??

shoutout to me for still not having my driver’s license

I spent like 15 hours on this.

*impressed slow clap*

This was ridiculously pleasing to read out loud. 

This is a legitimately fine poem. I say so with my BA in English and Philosophy and my PhD. It’s DAMN HARD to write something like this. Be impressed, yo.

good morning to women above 5’7, men below 5’5, bisexuals with clear phone cases, girls that hated the color pink growing up but like it now, college students ignoring academic emails, high school students that are cheating in all their classes, ppl who own too many candles or mugs, lesbians that had a crush on their best friend, ppl who have never watched one piece, ppl that don’t drink coffee or tea, girls that wear false lashes, men that wear chapstick, ppl that were dinosaur kids, and last but not least ppl who play as yoshi in mario kart