too old to monke, too young to crab

first rule of storing tupperware is have fun and be yourself. second suggestion is slam the cabinet door quickly and don’t worry ‘bout it.

Hi this currently has 37 thousand notes and I just want to ask - why?

Big Things Are Coming

reblog and good luck will come to you but only if you're lgbt+

hey guys the AC just started working again this is the only real good luck post

Bringing this back i need to manifest some good luck

vaginal discharge is when your pussy so bad they kick you out of the military or what ever

this post coulda been one of my big hitters i think the shadow media is holding it back for woke reasons

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner--I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets.... better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

Another day of being a sweetiepie. Just clocked in

Sick of this shit it’s time to be a rotted cunt

katy perry's gonna die in space soon and with the state of the world it won't even make the news.. one final flop

Stop saying “there are plenty of fish in the sea”. I’ve got my eye on one specific, emotionally distant salmon with commitment issues

I'm personally after the white whale that took my leg

Someone hit me with their car and I got isekai'd to a world that's really similar to my old one except in this one my collarbone is mysteriously broken

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I also think that all the "um okay knives out & glass onion were good. Wrap it up now" posts are so funny. You're tripping if you think there's not going to be at least five Benoit Blanc films lol

What part of "the detective franchise is back babey" did you not get. There were 14 Poirot films and that's not counting the show which was a standard season for most of its run. 69 Columbo episodes. Like it or hate it you are going to be seeing Benoit Blanc until the day he stops making money and then some.

He hasn't even been on a train yet for fucks sake

HE HASN'T EVEN BEEN ON A TRAIN YET!!!!