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charmedatlaw

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

charmedatlaw

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

the-final-sif

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

pyroinfusedtiger

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

transhumanisticpanspermia

also have a designated medical power of attorney. even worse than your shitty parents getting control of your estate is your shitty parents getting control of your still-living but incapacitated body.

no, having a chill adult sibling isn't enough, it still defaults to parents for some dumbass reason even if your parents are old as balls. if you want your chill adult sibling to be your emergency decisionmaker, get it in writing.

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softbrah

well. looks like I’m gonna spend my afternoon after working out harassing my congressional representatives about fucking el*on.

softbrah

The problem:

“Aides to Elon Musk charged with running the U.S. government human resources agency have locked career civil servants out of computer systems that contain the personal data of millions of federal employees, according to two agency officials.

Since taking office 11 days ago, President Donald Trump has embarked on a massive government makeover, firing and sidelining hundreds of civil servants in his first steps toward downsizing the bureaucracy and installing more loyalists.”

Source:

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/musk-aides-lock-government-workers-out-computer-systems-us-agency-sources-say-2025-01-31/

And as always, the capital switch board is (202) 224-3121.

Please call your reps today and demand they start taking this shit seriously - we need an investigation into this rancid man’s involvement in our government and a demand for his immediate removal. If you don’t know what to say, you can just say this:

“Hi, my name is (blank) and I’m a constituent from (insert name of your town/city) and I’m calling because I’m concerned about the meddling of Elon Musk into our government’s critical federal functions. Musk is not elected and should not have access to government systems. He also has not taken the oath to serve and he has no regard for the work of public servants. Please take immediate action and demand an investigation. Thank you.”

slowtovvn

Its about to be real lucrative to be a snitch. Guard your information. And guard your friends information.

slowtovvn

Fourth Riech shit.

forgotn1

Remember the person who snitched on Luigi? All because they wanted the reward, which they ended up not getting because the police & government used loopholes to get out of paying it.

The same thing will happen if you rat out immigrants. The odds of you getting the money are low. It's a carrot on a stick to get you to do the work for them.

tgirl-thucydides

cowinatrenchcoat

It's so, SO important to share success stories like this. I know an actual JPL engineer who doesn't believe in climate change because, "you never hear about acid rain anymore."

He thinks climate change can be lumped in with acid rain and the ozone layer of "things that were overblown and not really important because no one talks about it anymore."

It didn't even occur to him that we actively fixed the problem. Here's the EPA page on acid rainfall.

From the page:

It's also important to talk about success stories tonfuel hope that we can overcome current and future conservation and environmental issues.

shencomix

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romanceyourdemons

saw a woman comforting her sobbing child saying “i already told you, you have to keep looking forward, looking back just gets you hurt” and i thought she was sharing a beautiful life lesson about the importance of letting go of regret and resentment. but it turns out the kid just wasn’t looking where he was going and ran into a wall

depsidase

linktoo-doodles

mob psycho 100 except the only 100% mob gets is for his math test

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mallowmaenad

YouTube trying to make me become racist while I listen to 1970s J-funk for 3 hours

starridge

tonight’s mood

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bread--quest

has anyone done a big bill hell for tumblr lowering property values yet

bread--quest

ahem

FUCK YOUUUUUUUU, TWITTER!!!!

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traegorn

Just a reminder that on the web version of Tumblr you can turn off infinite scrolling in your dashboard settings.

And you should.

(also turn off “Best Stuff First” if you’re sensible)

elizalabeth

Inifinite scroll uses the same idea as gambling- variable reward. You’re on the hunt for the perfect post that gives you that dopamine hit but the idea that that perfect post might be the next one keeps you scrolling to infinity

Tiktok does this EXTREMELY well which is why I had to uninstall it. It’s so easy to get caught in that feedback loop ESPECIALLY with an algorithm involved

eroscestlavie

Rose Tyler was so iconic…no job. no father. hopping planets wearing approximately 10 lbs of waterproof drugstore mascara. a man at home who knew full well she was getting her back blown out by debate team captain space alien David Tennant on the regular and would still hang out with her every time she deigned to grace him with her presence. She killed the Devil? what a great character

eroscestlavie

yes mama…

susansontag

thought this was neat

ruinedchildhood

“Birds are fed by their parents in their infancy. When the time comes to feed themselves, there can be some confusion when the food does not go into their mouth by itself.”

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mikkeneko

GUESS WHAT TIME OF YEAR IT IS

TIME FOR THIS POST TO TORMENT ME AGAIN

When I made this post I foolishly failed to include timestamps on it, BUT this year I will not be so remiss:

BELOW IS A CHART SHOWING HOW LONG IT TAKES TO THAW A FULLY FROZEN TURKEY, BY POUND

So IF you have a FULL 24lb TURKEY and plan to refrigerator thaw it, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Friday, November 18th.

IF you have a SMALL turkey, the time to start is: No Sooner Than Monday, November 21st.

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feraligatr

im just a gay italian man i can’t handle these stresses

palmer

Luigi when he inherited that haunted mansion

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