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i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

thrice-the-nobling

prev's tags are too good not to save

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justsomeguycore

i think everyone in the whole world forgot that mystery doesn’t have to equal crime

justsomeguycore

sometimes it’s just like. what happent ?

captain-price-returns

astrobowie

Alice's Adventures in Wonderland by Lewis Carroll is a book about a small child who is forced to solve RPGmaker puzzles, which is very impressive given that the book was written in 1865

naryamirie

hello. is this thing on. everybody should start naming their years, it's a sort of tradition in my family and it's always spot on, though often we understand the errors of our choice when the year is over and you learned a new facet about your word. my mom severely regretted choosing victory one year — many a battle was fought and she arrived at the end of it battered, bloodied and among metaphorical piles of corpses. Victory can be bitter.

For 2024, I had named it the year of honey, thinking myself very clever. I did not call it honeyed, sweet, bathed in delight, no: it was the year of honey. I suppose I forgot to ask myself who made the honey, and why, and how. Honey indeed... for others, not me, the defeated worker bee who dropped dead at the end of summer after putting her life force into spoils others would enjoy.

I didn't notice, but I didn't set a name for 2025, too worried about my immediate survival. I'll think long and hard about what I want to bring forth, and try to be strong enough to bear the weight of what I want... I invite you to do the same and set it on New Year's Eve, if that calls to you.

headspace-hotel

We have a similar tradition where we choose a Word of the Year on New Year's Eve, but it is randomly chosen from a dictionary.

You move your finger up and down the pages of the dictionary until someone tells you to stop, and that's how you pick a page. Then you blindly move your finger around the two-page spread that you get until someone tells you to stop, and whatever word you land on, that's your word.

My word for 2025 was "oophitic." It refers to the texture of a certain igneous rock. I did not encounter such rock. So I don't know how it applied.

My word for 2026 was "tinderbox." That seemed very portentous...

clumsypuppy

this has been plaguing my mind for days

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griffonatrix

fahrenheit is the better system not because of anything to do with 0-100 being human-centric temperatures or whatever but because in fahrenheit, 69 is nice

pigswithwings

the fascinating thing about being abused is that years later youre gonna be there sitting around going "okay so what now". cause like theres no instruction manual is there

pigswithwings

youre gonna be buying groceries and then youre gonna remember you went through all that for literally no good reason and youre gonna go Oh Okay and put paper towels in your bag or whatever

innerchildabortionclinic

should i be buying kerrygold ?

yes

squidwardtelevision

chillyfeetsteak

guy who lives with me

chillyfeetsteak

yeah

chillyfeetsteak

you have a problem with my rabbit's large, veiny, fleshy ear, tumblr??

nyxandshion

Those are the worst photos of a rabbit ever taken. I'm in love with your weird dog and his emotional support dust pile

krshush

Oh, yeah, I wonder how that map's progressed si--wait MISHA COLLINS?

sunspotpony

Tags passing peer review, gonna share.

Anyway, homie is, like all wealthy white dudes, egregiously imperfect, but he’s definitely fucking trying. So in that regard, he’s valuable because he’s reaching audiences that you personally probably wouldn’t be able to reach, and if you find he has specific stuff on topics you need to persuade people on, he’s a valuable avenue.

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parkchanwoohoo

Sobbing ofnfjfkfklg

househunting

$375,000/2 br/1.5 ba

1,722 sq ft

Round Lake, NY

Built in 1873

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disney-universes

From Vulture’s Oral History of Lilo and Stitch, here’s stories of what Michael Eisner was like in sweatbox screenings of 90s DIsney classics.

Completely fucking clueless. The incarnation of Defunctland’s jokes about him. Chris Sanders and Dean DeBlois just hid Lilo and Stitch from him until it was done, absolute legends.

houndsofbalthazar

Did you know that taxonomically there is no such thing as a video game?

toasthaste

a video game is actually more closely related to a camel than it is to a hagfish

homeboygirl

my evil chalice came in but its so fucking small. goddamnit. they're going to make fun of me at the wizards circle tonight

copycatgirl36

loser

homeboygirl

FUUUUUUUCK !!

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itsjesscapade

the second 'o' in "zoologist" is putting in heavy duty work. girl is working two jobs

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