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Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

get ain'ted stupid

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.

I'm not crazy I just looked too long at divine knowledge 🙄

so my bf's legs are uneven so when he walks he tends to drift left and my hips are twisted I tend to drift right so when we hold hands we cancel out

jk he pulls me closer to him constantly bc I don't pay attention to where I'm going and my body is dead set on making me walk off of the edge of the sidewalk

yeah this is funny

Lactose intolerant person working at cold stones like a eunuch guarding a harem