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“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

these two communicate on a level we cannot understand with current language.

Item: Crown of Command Crocodiles

"unbecoming" is such a great word. bro that shit was so rude you no longer Are

get ain'ted stupid

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

idk i would personally rather give up access to certain products seasonally or locally than have people enslaved to give me the ability to have any product any place any time. i think i can go without tomatoes in january.