boyyoass how i had die over some macnuggets

Source: https://qz.com/quartzy/1314827/the-average-american-woman-is-not-a-size-16

Gen AI is nothing special I can also draw / write badly, help you with math inconsistently, answer you dubiously, and consume amounts of water you would think are physically impossible

Please stay

Boggle

i spot a plus size honey across the bar and start to chat her up until her bisexual boyfriend with a magic the gathering tattoo comes over and starts yelling at me so i turn him sideways so he can't make another action until his next turn

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

RING IS MINE

i bet the pain will end if i arrange a perfect enough sentence about it

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)