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The phone wallpaper I made
Please tag the artists if you know them 😭
third year study sesh (good luck guys…!!)
Before the new mario movie drops and we get an influx of bowuigi shippers, I just want to elaborate on something that's been bothering me since the last group shuffled in.
Luigi's body can do things like the following without power ups:
Inflate in size with enough food.
Be safely hammered into the ground and pop up like a rocket.
Be flattened and used as a surfboard.
Turn into the bottom half of a UFO.
Turn into a damn beach ball.
All of this to say, yes, Luigi is human. BUT he is a human who runs completely on cartoon physics. You can drop an anvil on his head and he'll pop up like an accordion with little birds and swirls going around his head, and he'll be fine.
AND THAT MEANS HE CAN TAKE BOWERS' MONSTER COCK NO PROBLEM. Stop making this bit an issue unless you want like, angsty/dark aspects, or you're just not into penetration! I can tell how many of you are first time monster fuckers when you make the size difference part of their relationship a big deal. It shouldn't be! Of all the characters, Luigi is the best person to be safely stuffed with 15 to 30 inches of monster cock. He'll be fine! I promise you he will be okay!
Someone requested a doodle of “some of the Dominion’s anti-human propaganda” but tbh this is too real outside of star trek. this is probably plastered over the entire Citadel in Mass Effect
I love that this cautionary pamphlet didn’t know how many nipples humans have and thus just added a bunch of ‘em
They’re mammals, right? So how many nipples do mammals have? Somewhere between 2 and 19?? What the hell are they doing that for???? Awful creatures.

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all they need for robotics to get a gorillion dollars in funding is find a way for this thing to give a weak thumbs up as it gets dragged offstage
im losing my mind it does the jerma pacman walk and fall like exactly
@wickedcriminal
in 2015 we didn’t have AI psychosis so people had to make do by believing a dress was white and gold
Because it was
Is the gold in the room with us right now?
yes. the dress is gold.
...
the dress has always been gold
r u saying this doesn't look white and gold to u???
...
what.
it's a white and gold dress in cool blue dim lighting w/ bright warm light behind it, making an optical illusion. we're not fucking doing this again
oh god fucking damn it
I know tumblr likes to exclusively make it about bloody hospitals but this is what Color Theory is about
HOW DID THIS DISCOURSE COME BACK IN THE YEAR OF OUR LORD 2026!???
when I tell you people were shouting up and down my dorm's hallways about this when it first happened
(the dress was by Roman Originals and it was in fact blue and black. but they made a one-off white and gold one for charity later)
Scooby-Doo (2002) had an incredible animated intro that was cut from the final film due to length constraints, and it’s still wild that something that good didn’t make the theatrical release

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I would marry this man
guys we broke another post because this one’s not showing any notes
When I liked it, it flashed “0 notes”
It’s showing -1 notes
i’m gonna keep reblogging this and you can’t stop me
I liked it and it said ‘1 note’
tf is this crap?
1 NOTE I’VE ONLY COME ACROSS 3 OF THESE POSTS IN MY LIFE
ITS STILL SAID 1 NOTE WTF?????
legendary
What the fuck
YES BUT DID HE GET HIS CAMERA BACK?? WE NEED TO KNOW!
WE WILL NEVER KNOW… =((((
IT still says 0 notes?? WTF!!
This is the first thing I saw on my dash
I’m shook
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKERY
SAME HERE!!! I JUST GAVE IT A LIKE AND IT DIDN’T STAY
1 note WTF.
@foolishly-snowy
3rd time and it’s still broken. This lovely cursèd post.
THERE IS ANOTHER ONE?????
still not-works
still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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still + notworks = stotworks.
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Portmanteau Bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop.
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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portmanteau bot happed upon a null-notes post and got stuck in a loop
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A day will come when i won’t reblog this…
But it is not today
What the fuck is even happening with this post??? Also it’s got 1 note again.
I got a notif saying I was mentioned in this post but I clearly wasn’t
HeY tumblr what the FUCK
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Did the man get his camera
I have seen posts that broke the notes. But this is the first time I’ve seen a post that broke the bots.
I know this is long but holy hell I love it when bots run amok
I know this is long
but holy hell I love it
when bots run amok
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I think I saw somewhere that the man got his camera back. Also what the fuck tumblr.
What Tumblr eldritch horror did I find
the 0 notes thing isn’t too rare now but the bot loops are fun
I ate the notes
ITS COUNTING NOTES AGAIN
HELP IT WONT EVEN LET ME LIKE?????
IT ONLY SAYS SEVEN NOTES HELP ME
the dates these are sent on are broken for me
the top ones say 40 mins but then you got 2018 and 2021 lower down???
A new fun and interesting no notes ghoast which sometimes shows small amounts of notes
Ah, Tumblr
It became impossible to lose them on the evening walk. 😂
they should let me design tshirts
i really struck a chord here didnt i
op turned off reblogs from this post and i am so fucking heartbroken bc how else will people know about quacking in my boobs. what the helley
The claws of the Hetalia fandom are dragging me back so have my lazy Gerita slop comic, showcasing the one time Italy locked in
I genuinely forgot how funny this show was, but I can definitely see why it was cancelled now lmao
This is also one of my favorite headcanons for Italy, that he locks in once in a blue moon and no one ever sees it and no one believes he can ever be serious

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Happy 15th birthday to Nyan Cat! The post above is the original and first post of the 8bit kitty back on April 2nd, 2011.
I drew it as a cake to celebrate 🎂🐈⬛✨