Im talking about the books not the movies

Lend your power to me, lion...

hey don't cry. 7,401 species of frog in the world, ok?

IMPORTANT UPDATE: 7,532 species of frog in the world, ok?!

great news! 7,556 species of frog in the world, ok?!

hey don't cry, now there are 7,576 species of frog in the world, ok?!

excellent news! 7,591 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

guess what! 7,624 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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great news! 7,653 species of frog on planet earth, ok?

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hey don't cry. 7,698 species of frog in the world, peace and love on planet earth

hey don’t cry. 7,701 species of frog in the world, ok?

@markscherz how many of these do we get to thank you for again?

95 at present, more on the way :)

hey don't cry. 95 species of frog discovered by tumblr's own frog scientist dr. mark scherz, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,758 species of frog in the world, yippee!

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hey don't cry. 7,836 species of frog in the world, ok?

hey don't cry. 7,864 species of frog in the world, yay!

hey don't cry. 7,935 species of frog in the world, yippeeeeee

HEY DON'T CRY. 8,008 SPECIES OF FROG IN THE WORLD PER AMPHIBIAWEB AND THE 8,000TH FROG WAS DESCRIBED BY TUMBLR'S OWN FROG SCIENTIST DR. Scherz, ET AL., PEACE AND LOVE ON PLANET EARTH ‼️‼️‼️

"I am the x3 twue King of the x3 Wiwdewwest," sneered *twerks* Alvin, "and I do nyot duew with wunts. teww ;;w;; you what though, wunt. We'ww twy a w-wittwe test t-to see if you weawwy x3 awe a Tweachewous.Alvin threw wide his arms. "Kiww me," said Alvin softly. "Onye shot, *walks away* and I wiww nyot hit you back, wunt. See, I have nyot even OwO bothewed t-to dwaw *huggles tightly* my s-s-swowd. Kiww me…" *starts twerking* The Berserk rage was running through Fishlegs's veins, hot and pure as poison. But furious though he was, Fishlegs could not do it. The temper left him, and he drooped sadly. Alvin leaned forward and poked his iron mask in Fishlegs's face. "You see," purred Alvin "A >w< T-Tweachewous c-couwd that. >w< You awe nyot a Tweachewous, *twerks* you Nyo-Nyamed accident.^-^" Alvin turned his back on Fishlegs with a contemptuous swirl of his cloak, striding off to look for the Jewel.

"I am the x3 twue King of the x3 Wiwdewwest," sneered *twerks* Alvin, "and I do nyot duew with wunts. teww ;;w;; you what though, wunt. We'ww twy a w-wittwe test t-to see if you weawwy x3 awe a Tweachewous.Alvin threw wide his arms. "Kiww me," said Alvin softly. "Onye shot, *walks away* and I wiww nyot hit you back, wunt. See, I have nyot even OwO bothewed t-to dwaw *huggles tightly* my s-s-swowd. Kiww me…" *starts twerking* The Berserk rage was running through Fishlegs's veins, hot and pure as poison. But furious though he was, Fishlegs could not do it. The temper left him, and he drooped sadly. Alvin leaned forward and poked his iron mask in Fishlegs's face. "You see," purred Alvin "A >w< T-Tweachewous c-couwd that. >w< You awe nyot a Tweachewous, *twerks* you Nyo-Nyamed accident.^-^" Alvin turned his back on Fishlegs with a contemptuous swirl of his cloak, striding off to look for the Jewel.

I’m sorry but this is the funniest thing I have ever seen ever in my fucking life her PEETS are STICKING OUT

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

"I am the x3 twue King of the x3 Wiwdewwest," sneered *twerks* Alvin, "and I do nyot duew with wunts. teww ;;w;; you what though, wunt. We'ww twy a w-wittwe test t-to see if you weawwy x3 awe a Tweachewous.Alvin threw wide his arms. "Kiww me," said Alvin softly. "Onye shot, *walks away* and I wiww nyot hit you back, wunt. See, I have nyot even OwO bothewed t-to dwaw *huggles tightly* my s-s-swowd. Kiww me…" *starts twerking* The Berserk rage was running through Fishlegs's veins, hot and pure as poison. But furious though he was, Fishlegs could not do it. The temper left him, and he drooped sadly. Alvin leaned forward and poked his iron mask in Fishlegs's face. "You see," purred Alvin "A >w< T-Tweachewous c-couwd that. >w< You awe nyot a Tweachewous, *twerks* you Nyo-Nyamed accident.^-^" Alvin turned his back on Fishlegs with a contemptuous swirl of his cloak, striding off to look for the Jewel.

Lord help me I'm playing bg3 again

does anyone want to see a really good picture of my kitty cat

not a cat, first off

snale

"I am the x3 twue King of the x3 Wiwdewwest," sneered *twerks* Alvin, "and I do nyot duew with wunts. teww ;;w;; you what though, wunt. We'ww twy a w-wittwe test t-to see if you weawwy x3 awe a Tweachewous.Alvin threw wide his arms. "Kiww me," said Alvin softly. "Onye shot, *walks away* and I wiww nyot hit you back, wunt. See, I have nyot even OwO bothewed t-to dwaw *huggles tightly* my s-s-swowd. Kiww me…" *starts twerking* The Berserk rage was running through Fishlegs's veins, hot and pure as poison. But furious though he was, Fishlegs could not do it. The temper left him, and he drooped sadly. Alvin leaned forward and poked his iron mask in Fishlegs's face. "You see," purred Alvin "A >w< T-Tweachewous c-couwd that. >w< You awe nyot a Tweachewous, *twerks* you Nyo-Nyamed accident.^-^" Alvin turned his back on Fishlegs with a contemptuous swirl of his cloak, striding off to look for the Jewel.

hello my name is Stray Hair snd my big dream is to play the itsy bitsy spider on broadway. doyou mind if i practice on the side of your head.