hold me like a knife

fucking the text man for texts one of society's most influential works

such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style

you people aren't CASTING

thinking of them. in these trying times

My friend's been getting me to watch episodes of Game Changer, and I think Sam Reich might be some kind of Fae Trickster, and Brennan Lee Mulligan is trying to prove that fact with the same energy as Dib from Invader Zim.

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.