Stereotypical art hoe who won't suck your dick lol

This redesign is amazing🩷

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

OMG LMAO I WOULD NEVER RUN FROM YOU, 50 RATS, I JUST DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE BEHIND ME

Happy rat day to my most popular post ever

if I were an illiterate peasant getting kicked out of his home because a bunch of blue bloods showed up waving a scrap of paper saying I could no longer farm the land I had been farming for generations then I would probably also think the devil was obsessed with contracts and legal procedure.

It's kinda crazy that Nixon resigned over Watergate because in this current news cycle, it would be a big deal for like a week then everyone would collectively forget about it like the Venezuela or Minnesota thing

vance said this, out loud, on a tv interview

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

an “original character” is like a kind of brain parasite

can't believe the only options are 30 minutes early or 10 minutes late. if only there were some other way. but what can you do

One time when my dad was in the hospital they were testing his orientation to time and place and said "Okay and what year is it?" and he said "1995" (he had dementia). And the doctor and I unconsciously exchanged a Look because it was in fact uhhh 2024 😐 and dad saw that and so when the next doctor did the test a few hours later he said "uhhhh...nineteen...nintetyyyy.......seven...???" and I was like okay, well, that IS closer, you do have to give him that

#he still knew immediately who I was which was deeply funny to me bc I was 7-8 years old in 1997 #"yes that is my daughter who was apparently born in her 20s"

what if the US adopted the UK tradition of the head of government resigning in disgrace as soon as people start getting mad at them. let’s try it just once and see what happens.

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household