Unfortunately, still here

we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

Bugs Bunny could have simply walked into Mordor. He would have shown up at the gates of Mordor in a disguise and been like "Evil volcano inspection unit" and flashed a fake ID badge to the confused orc.

“From whence you came” is a classic place to send back a foul beast

does it ever get better? has it gotten better? will it get better? when will it get better?

asunder gotta be one of the top five ways to be torn

oatmeal cookie haters can’t touch me. i understand things about this world you never will

I’ve been playing so much sudoku. You have no idea how much sudoku I’m playing. Every time I close my eyes I see the grid. I’m making moves in my sleep. 179432568. 653897124. 824516937. 915683742. 246175893. 387249615. 561724389. 498351276. 732968451. This morning before I was fully awake I was playing sudoku in my head. I rise with the dawn. I’m a warrior of numbers. You’re nothing to me.

[comes crawling out of the podcast covered in blood] its really good you should listen

did you cum?

Not even once.

being anticapitalist with a strong work ethic is so fucking embarrassing like my managers don't deserve this

shaking my head while working overtime to clarify I disapprove of the situation

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