go fuck thyself

Aries: Everyone makes mistakes, but know that they are always your own. Nobody can fuck up for you.

Taurus: Two people broken in opposing ways can group up to form terrifyingly effective teams. Find someone who compliments your madness.

Gemini: Indecision can be easily dispelled with an airhorn.

Cancer: The stars know you have a lot riding on this. The sparkle will eventually face, but know that caring for that luster will bring the purpose you desire

Leo: Human things are not perfect. Perfect things are not human. Fear this.

Virgo: [Todays horoscope only exists when it is not being observed]

Libra: The remains of a sunken ship lie dormant beneath your home. The old wood rots, releasing the memories trapped inside.

Scorpio: Your blood runs white with truth.

Ophiuchus: Tonight victory can be found within rhythm guitar and waves of golden holy fire.

Sagittarius: Things seem odd? Little off kilter? Out of sorts? Just you wait. Things are about to get so much stranger.

Capricorn: Chase your dreams into the woods and teat their throat out.

Aquarius: Your business is your own. All a nosy question begets is an unsettling answer or blank silence.

Amalgamated constructs and other forms of demonic wetware emit a low, ambient ‘purr’ that is said to sound like a modulated rainstorm. Some find it relaxing.

This is finally done: a more concise description of demon summoning. This kind of handbook would probably have been given out to all the military cadet mages. For further reading:

[Detailed Explanation of Demonic Constructs] 

[Examples of Amalgams] 

[Magician Character Reference]

Amalgamated constructs, or corpse dragons, are a class of demonic units valued for their physical malleability and human level intelligence. They are utilized in standard military operations by most countries, typically supporting human squadrons.