fool's gold quarry

In theory, maybe I get the “we’re all just playing with barbies, they’re fictional characters, no interpretation is incorrect because it’s an interpretation” argument. But actually no, not all takes are equally valid. Framing something as an interpretation doesn’t mean it inherently has merit. Some takes are completely incorrect and betray a fundamental misunderstanding of the source material. They just aren’t a reason to harass people or send death threats

it fucken WIMDY

If anything, the colors add contrast so the individual feathers are emphasized! Gorgeous!

[ID: A multicolored grey pigeon, its feathers stretched back and its tail fanned out. The wings are speckled white and dark grey and the long feathers in the wing look pale in the center and darker around the edges. The tail is almost fully pale gray but the very bottom is dark, almost like a scalloped border to the tail. /end ID]

straight people have been allowed to be too comfortable. We need to replace #LoveWins with #GaySex. See who the REAL allies are

Based on the notes on this post, I control the entire socio-cultural narrative surrounding LGBT people. I'm honored to have been given this responsibility, but I stand by my previous post and I will not be reconsidering my decision to change "love wins" to "gay sex" everywhere. I understand that this is controversial, but ultimately I think this move is for the best. This has been my decision.

Hello bisexual community

Begin killing

[Image description: Animated GIF of several people excitedly standing up from a table and quickly walking away, as if they are running late for something important. One person excitedly claps their hands as they stand up, and another person takes a sip from their drink before leaving.]

HAPPY LOS JIBBITIES EVERYBODY!!!

The time for Los Jibbities has arrived!

it fucken WIMDY

At some point will I be banned for the crime of becoming a girl. Then wimdy shall be no more.

oh fuck yes

If mediums can communicate with the dead, just imagine what a large can do.

[Image description: a tweet from user @derpswan that reads: "the fire department are trying to show they're supportive but I'm fully dying at the implication that we will simply just all burn". Attached is an image of a firetruck with the progress pride flag painted on it; the outline of a lavender cityscape adorns the bottom, purple stripe. In the middle of the flag is a white rectangle with black text superimposed on it that reads "FIRE DOESN'T DISCRIMINATE". End description]

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”