#current

do not stop talking about Palestine!

Regarding poll #779 and the huge scandal of the day when the frontmen were revealed to not be the actual artists.

Satoru

You’re filming a cute selfie video in front of him, and say:

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Gojo freezes mid-bite of his mochi.

“Current?”

He turns dramatically toward you with exaggerated heartbreak.

“Excuse me?! CURRENT?!”

He snatches the phone, flips the camera toward himself.

“Guys, current boyfriend? She says current! After all I’ve done? I let her wear my sweatshirt! I shared my dessert!”

He clutches his chest, acting like he’s been mortally wounded.

“Wow. Five years together and I’m just… a phase.”

You’re dying laughing while he keeps going—

“No, no, no. Delete that. Say ‘forever boyfriend.’ Go ahead, I’ll wait.”

And when you finally repeat it just to shut him up, he beams and kisses your cheek dramatically.

“That’s better. See? Love wins.”

Then he winks at the camera.

“Don’t try this trend at home unless your boyfriend’s blindfolded and hot.”

Suguru

You hit record, smiling sweetly at the camera.

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Geto’s sitting beside you, calm as ever, arms crossed.

At first, he doesn’t even look up — but then you can feel the energy shift.

He raises a brow.

“Current?”

He glances at you, a lazy smirk forming — the kind that says he’s amused, but you’re definitely not off the hook.

“Interesting choice of words.”

He leans back, tilts his head slightly.

“Should I be worried? Or are you just trying to make me jealous on purpose?”

You start laughing, explaining it’s a TikTok trend.

He chuckles lowly, eyes glinting.

“Ah, a trend. You know, people say curses are born from negative emotions. Keep saying ‘current’ and I might make one right here.”

You hit him playfully, and he just laughs, wraps an arm around your waist, and looks into the camera.

“Anyway, hi everyone. I’m the permanent one.”

Then he smiles in that charming, dangerously calm Geto way — the kind that leaves the comments section feral.

Choso

You set your phone up and smile at the camera.

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Choso, who’s sitting beside you watching quietly, immediately frowns.

“Current?”

You start giggling but he looks genuinely puzzled.

“Why did you say that? Aren’t I your only boyfriend?”

You try to explain it’s a trend, but he looks concerned.

“So… you’re saying this trend involves lying to people?”

You start laughing uncontrollably, and he just blinks, still trying to process.

“I don’t like it,” he mutters softly, looking away.

“You’re mine. You can just say ‘boyfriend.’ No ‘current.’”

Then he gets this pouty, quiet look — the kind that breaks your heart a little.

You end up hugging him mid-video, trying to cheer him up.

He hesitates, then wraps his arms around you and mumbles:

“I’m sorry. I just… don’t want to be temporary.”

Toji

You hit record, sitting close beside him.

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Toji stops mid-smirk.

Raises an eyebrow.

“Current?”

You grin, knowing exactly what you just started.

He leans forward, elbows on his knees, eyes glinting with that dangerous amusement.

“You know what?” he says, voice low and teasing.

“She’s my current one too.”

He smirks right at the camera, thumb jerking toward you.

“Yeah, you heard me. Move it up — current. Temporary. We’ll see if she survives long enough to make it to permanent.”

You shove him, half-laughing, half-scolding, but he just chuckles and keeps talking.

“Don’t give me that look. You started it.”

Then he turns back to the camera, grin still sharp as a knife.

“Anyway, hi. I’m her current boyfriend. Let’s see if she’s still breathing by the next video.”

And he kisses your cheek so casually afterward it’s both terrifying and heart-melting.

Sukuna

You’re sitting casually beside him, camera propped up, smile on your face.

You start:

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Before you can even finish, Sukuna’s eyes snap toward you, the corner of his mouth twitching up — but not in a smile. More like a threat disguised as amusement.

“Current?” he repeats, low, sharp.

“Say that again, brat.”

He leans closer, voice almost a growl.

“You got another one lined up after me? Or are you planning to survive long enough to find one?”

You start laughing nervously, saying it’s a joke, but he just smirks — the kind of smirk that makes your soul flinch.

“Hn. That’s what I thought. Delete that ‘current’ part before I make sure I’m your last one.”

Then, because he’s Sukuna, he actually poses for the camera, flashing a sinister grin.

“Say hi to your followers, little girl — tell them the King of Curses says hello.”

Nanami

Camera on. You’re sitting on the couch beside him — he’s working on his laptop, tie loosened, glasses on.

“Hi guys! So it’s me, and I’m with my current boyfriend—”

Nanami doesn’t even look up right away.

You see the tiniest twitch in his jaw. Then he sighs.

“…Current?”

He finally turns to you with that deadpan, unimpressed expression.

“That’s a strange way to describe someone who files your taxes and makes you breakfast.”

You start giggling, but he’s serious.

“Is this supposed to be humorous? Because I don’t find being called ‘current’ particularly funny.”

You try to explain it’s a TikTok trend. He exhales slowly — that tired office-worker sigh.

“I see. Well, please make sure your next trend doesn’t give me a heart attack.”

Then he gently turns your face toward him, presses a kiss to your forehead.

“Also… I prefer ‘future husband.’ Not ‘current boyfriend.’”

Then he looks at the camera, nods once.

“Carry on.”

made by my stupendous partner @gremlin-gathering-genders