evil homosexual alton brown

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

bring his ass to a simmer

yes, maillard

why is it called a "stick" of butter. that is blatantly a The Ingot

i just think i should have the power to control thousands of knives, swords, or perhaps shards of glass synchronously with my mind. i will use this ability purely for culinary endeavors. you can trust me

I completely believe you

thank you for your trust 🙏☺️ 1000 blades vortex attack

Wow you sure diced those onions so fast! Now I can do the rest of the prep without worrying about it, thank you!

i just know i can be the best sous chef in all San Bernardino

Is this the Dungeon Meshi I’ve heard so much about?

take everything I say with a hint of garlic, ginger, spring onions and a dash of soy sauce

Update: this is the best post I've ever made because everyone is sharing their Warm Beverage recipes in the notes. Go check the notes for more Warm Beverages That Will Fix You.

I'm making this right now (rice cooker is on) with frozen veg because that's what I had, don't know if it will work but holy shit it smells amazing