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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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The creature that watches me lose my glasses 95 times a week, when I lose my glasses again .

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remember kids any character can have your disability if you project hard enough
goddd you can work hypno kink in SO well with Sunder's remote mnemosurgery
The little changes he's spent millennia practicing, now not just at the fingertips but with a mere look just a nanosecond too deep
The thought of hypnokink with Sunder's remote mnemosurgery sounds so dangerous yet so enticing to me.
#I can't help but think of his time as an active mnemosurgeon before his inital arrest #I doubt the murders started with the murders #I've really been marinating on what Chromedome said about a mnemosurgeon's job as an autobot
I think there's a bit in Lost Light about Sunder wanting life cords or brain modules or something that makes me wonder about the context behind mnemosurgeon's having a high mortality rate. Like, there's mention of the dangers of inheriting traumatic memories and doing deep readings on subjects, but I'm wondering how it pairs with Sunder's insanity and killing spree.
Maybe it's a case of those inherited memories starting to overwrite one's one memories to the point that it drives one mad?
Light answers a tough question
Solidarity
I need to see them finish force femming each other.
@cipheramnesia i got u fam
Oh my god it got better.
If you add 3 sentences to your work in progress and show me, I will add 4 sentences to my work in progress and show you.
It can be any work in progress that you want it to be. Preferably ones that you haven't added anything 2 in a while.
Hi!! Since much of what I write isn't open to the general public, I prefer not do collabs. But thank you for the invitation; I imagine other people would love to work with you!
It is not a collaboration, it's a game.
The goal of the game is mostly to finish or add to something you started But never finished. Like push someone to take a step forward.And then they push you to take another step forward on your own Story.
It's perfectly okay if you're not interested in playing.

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, āgo ahead and take one, bitch.ā
he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes āwhat did you just say? how do you know my name?ā so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, āā¦. bitch?ā and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.
i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says āgo ahead and take one, mitch.ā im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show
You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw
same but it's black people
That's right
Y'all if you're American please email AND CALL your politicians and senators against the parents decide act. I'm fucking begging because we're reaching a tipping point.
thinking about developing a social skill soon
We have to keep reblogging this so future historians will read it and puzzle endlessly over its meaning
You son of a b###h

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!! POISONED !!
Maryland will become the first US state to ban surveillance pricing in retail stores, after passing Protection from Predatory Pricing Act.
Jesus fucking christ that this exists in the first place
I WAS FUCKING WONDERING WHAT THOSE DIGITAL PRICE TAGS WERE ABOUT SUDDENLY i had hoped they were so the workers didn't have to finagle those little papers into the slider part anymore š
Hi, yes, that is the OFFICIAL excuse made to me by the guy replacing the paper tags with digital ones at my local Walmart, but the end goal is to remove the numbers off the shelf entirely, replacing them with QR codes that you have to scan with the appā¦. Which requires your login informationā¦.. and also stores your card information so even if you didnāt use your Walmart account at the physical checkout, if you used a card they recognize, they assign that purchase to your Walmart account purchase history.
I explained very clearly to the manager my issue with the meat section not having the price tags listed, and they claimed it was only going to be for the meat, since meat is by weight, and the price of each item is printed on the packs of each item.
Sure. Thatās how they get their foot in the door. Fast forward not even two weeks, and here we are:
Bar codes. No prices, no item descriptions. No price stickers on the individual items. Heck, not even the name of the item that is SUPPOSED to be there.
No. The only way to see the price is to scan it on your phone app, which is also recording what you looked at recently, as a way of gauging what you might be looking for in the future.
So hereās what weāre gonna do gang:
Every time you go into a store that has implemented these price-less tags:
Take 1-3 items up to the cash register. Ask the cashier for the price, or hit the price check item on the self checkout, which will likely call over the attendant.
Express that you didnāt actually want it, you just couldnāt see on the shelf how much it was.
POLITELY, AND WITH A THANK YOU FOR THE PRICE CONFIRMATION, Give the items to the cashier or attendant to put back.
When they inevitably try to push the app, politely decline. If pressed for why not, say you donāt want to have to carry your phone in-hand the whole time you are shopping in order to see how much things cost. (Not having cell service or data to use the app is NOT a valid excuse, as stores already often have complimentary WiFi AND more stores will provide WiFi rather than give up on this push for surveillance pricing)
If itās a shelf-stable item, the cashier will have to set it aside, taking up room in their limited operating space, and eventually pass it off to someone to put in a holding area to put back later. If itās a fridge/freezer item, it might have to get tossed due to food product sale regulations.
In either case, you are making it a pain in the ass for them to have these digital bar codes. Tie up the checkouts. Give the employees more busywork that the company has to pay them to do. Hurt their bottom line having to toss the pint of ice cream you carried around in your cart for 20 minutes before giving it back to the cashier.
Yes, call your reps. Yes, push for more legislation like this in more places. But also take an extra minute out of your shopping trip to MAKE IT HURT for companies to pull this shit.
I've seen some people in the notes express (very fair) concern that this is only going to inconvenience already under-paid laborers, and not have any impact on corporate. While I can't speak for every company or every store, I do work in a grocery store and I can tell you this is precisely the kind of thing that would have an impact, especially if people are doing it en masse. Stores absolutely track their shrink numbers, and they do draw distinctions between what gets stolen, damaged, or wasted for other reasons. If people are making it clear that the reason they're bringing things to the cashier is that the prices are not adequately represented on the displays, and rather than improving business it's wasting product, slowing down transactions, and causing confusion and mistrust in customers, that is a language that shareholders speak.
I worked in retail for years. If this had happened while I was working retail, I would have been delighted and felt great solidarity with anyone who was wasting my employer's time and money and giving me busy work as an act of protest. In point of fact every moment the employee spends carting items back to the shelves is a moment not spent standing at a register.
Thats the context for this meme???
I feel like I've been robbed the whole time. This is magical.
I'm dying
pattern ive noticed recently
> Artist only draws skinny people >> No one says anything > Artist draws all people with body fat >> They apparently have some sort of fat fetish > Artist draws everyone aggressively white / pale >> No one says anything > Artist has all POC ocs >> It's "blackwashing" (its literally their own ocs) > Artist draws all trans people as perfectly passing >> No one says anything > Artist draws trans people that dont pass as well and dont fit into the cisgender norms (women with facial hair, men with hips, etc) >> They're making caricatures with the intent of harming people
ppl only ever get upset by things that arent the super hetero cis skinny white capitalist shit / directly oppose it. like cmon.

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OKAY CAN SOMEBODY EXPLAIN TO ME HOW THE FUCK YOU SHIP A PACKAGE OF COOKIES TO A FRIEND WHO LIVES IN NEW JERSEY, ONLY TO HAVE IT NOT GET THERE ON TIME BECAUSE IT SOMEHOW ENDED UP IN GUAM?
I JUST
GUAM?
IM CRYING REAL TEARS MAH DUDES THE COOKIES ARE IN GUAM
KATIE TRIED TO SEND US COOKIES OUTTA THE GOODNESS OF HER HEART AND JUST
āOHHHH THESE COOKIES WERE SUPPOSED TO GO TO NEW JERSEY, PHIL? I THOUGHT YOU SAID
12/27, 8:37PM CT
ITS STILL IN FUCKING GUAM
12/28, 12:18PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE IN HONOLULU GUYS THEY ***FINALLY LEFT GUAM***
12/28, 10:22PM CT
THE COOKIES ARE FINALLY ON THEIR WAY TO NEW JERSEY
GO COOKIES GO
@phantomrose96 @cupcakecreeperā @homebeccer GET READY
lol i was looking through my history to find the tracking number page and
12/30, 12:39AM CT
@phantomrose96 @homebeccer @cupcakecreeper
holy fuCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS
THE COOKIES ARE ALMOST THERE
The saga of Katieās Guam cookies is my Anime of the Season
THEYāVE ARRIIIIIIIIIIVVEEDDDDD THEYāRE ON THE FRONT DOORSTEP
COOKIES ACQUIRED
THE THRILLING CONCLUSION
also as a bonus visual hereās a rough approximation of these cookiesā journey
how the FUCK did this blow up and get so many notes
SO FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES, @homebeccer @phantomrose96Ā @cupcakecreeper AND I WANTED TO KNOW HOW MUCH IT WOULD ACTUALLY COST THE U.S. GOVERNMENT TO INTENTIONALLY SEND THESE COOKIES FROM TEXAS TO GUAM TO NEW JERSEY AND???????????????
ANDĀ
ITāS
ITāS
ITāS NOT AN OPTIONĀ ITāS NOT AN OPTION I CANāT I-
I COULDNāT EVEN HAVE SENT THESE COOKIES TO GUAM EVEN IF IāD HAVE TRIEDĀ
Cant believe we uncovered the Guam Cookie glitch folks
Its not even an in-game feature
Oh my god itās back
H O W
Iāve had this sort of thing happen.
At least it explained why the package took so long to get here.
I appreciate that they have an Entire Stamp forĀ āMissent to Nepalā
No one saidĀ āhey letās stop missending things to Nepalā they just saidĀ āletās make a stamp for thisā and called it a day.
Iām gonna get Missent to Guam tattooed on my arm in commemoration.Ā
@hellsite-hall-of-fame
Get Moist von Lipwig in charge of the US postal service ASAP
Ok I know this is super old now but I work at a post office and I was curious about the price so I did some digging and I still donāt have a definite answer because THE REASON it says āno shipping services availableā is because all shipping services were actually suspended to Guam at the time. As in no packages, parcels, letters, or mail or any kind could be sent to Guam. So not only is it mind boggling that it got sent so far in the wrong direction of its intended destination, but because nothing should have been able to get in to Guam period.
You QUITE LITERALLY could not have sent these cookies to Guam if you tried.
The two wolves inside every writer: "this is genuinely the best thing i have ever written. i am gifted. i am changed. this paragraph alone justifies my entire existence on this planet." and then five minutes later, same paragraph: "who wrote this. who allowed this. this reads like a golden retriever trying to describe grief. i need to lie down and reconsider everything." both wolves are always wrong. the paragraph is fine. you need a snack.