I wanna change this but idk what to

Sorry for the TMI but I have to get this off my chest: In order for me to enjoy a breeding kink story, it needs to either be Completely Fake (the characters are doing a bit within the context of the fiction) or Completely Real (the future existence of an actual baby is made explicit within the text). I hate it when the writer tries to have it both ways and makes the pregnancy real while also completely glossing over it. No. Worldbuild for me. Tell me what's going to happen to the baby. Even if the answer is just "abort that thang" I need to know you thought about it one way or the other or else I cannot connect to the narrative

would an author's note after the fact suffice or must it be within the confines of the story itself?

do not JK Rowling gay-Dumbledore your breeding fic

I love how the Elder Scrolls series had a race of hive-minded steampunk elves that were so aggressively anti-theistic that they built a synthetic god to act as an existential negative integer to all creation just to test the hypothesis that it could be cancelled out. But upon powering this synthetic god on, the inherent illogic and irrationality of apotheosis spread through the hive-mind like an atomic blast wave, and these elves who based their entire worldview in logic and rationality could no longer justify their own existence, and so they cancelled themselves out of the universal equation, in part proving their hypothesis in the process.

My favorite thing about this franchise is that this deep lore take coexist with "The Dwarves were smote for the hubristic folly of trying to build God" and "The Dwarves' superweapon backfired and killed them" within the text of the game and franchise. The competing perspectives on historical events and the biases and interpretation is just That Good Fantasy Bullshit

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

The sooner you start, the sooner you'll be done with it and the sooner you can stop thinking about it. Go on, up you get, it won't be as bad as you think.

You won't want to do it later either. You might as well just do it now. Even if you don't finish it all, anything you manage to get done now is something you don't have to do later (when you still won't want to do it)

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please i need him to die on 4th of july gaudy as fuck 'america 250' celebration that would be the funniest thing ever i wouldn't even bitch about the fireworks. i wouldn't even do that.