I wanna change this but idk what to

do you still think i'm hot with this giant hole in my chest

there should be a term like passenger princess but for when you’ve summoned your significant other or friend or family member to sit with a glass of wine and keep you company while you cook

babe r u ok? u rebloged the good puppy affirmation post w th lil pink dog

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

I know a woman with 2 first names, whose last name growing up was Chapman. She married a man whose last name was Chapman. So her name is Something Someone Chapman Chapman.

My friend Sam is dating someone else named Sam. They refer to this as Sams Club.

i play mahjong with an old married couple both named richard

cooking with garlic? jerk off your sink

Sometimes the best fic you’ve ever written isn’t on ao3. It’s in 50 frenetic discord messages sent over a fifteen minute span where you and your friend yes and each other into a perfect story that will never actually be written.

thank god for female characters who have something wrong with them amen

if youve ever written a fight scene longer than like 300 words you'll have quickly discovered that there's a finite number of words to describe a Hit and 90% of your brainpower and wordhippo searches will be dedicated to squeezing out new ones

you have to.