fuck around and find out

sunday evening dont trust yourself hold the line

family members are an extremist class that cannot be reasoned with

come get your man before he accepts my fertility rune

deadbeat dad who’s an academic: i’m just going to the stor

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

lets call in sick tomorrow and go to the natural history museum

I should start posting franz kafka style diary quotes but it’s from my journal from when I was 11/12 and obsessed with naruto 

indoor pronouns and outdoor pronouns

love when my internet gets bad and im just scrolling the dash looking at the diagonal gradients

#bymyselfmaxxing

my baby skipped right over the shape blocks and went for my brass puzzle objects instead. today, he assaults his mother and i with his mind

Maybe the most damming thing about Nolans odyssey is i haven’t seen a single gifset from it