That One Kevin

stop asking neil gaiman to confirm/deny things and just violently project your own issues onto the characters the way God intended 

This was ghost-written by Terry Pratchett

These are so cute they’re almost physically painful

It’s a double attack. First your heart then your blankets.

anyone wanna read the fake script for a black panther 2 trailer I wrote right after infinity war came out and forgot about

Hey, uh, op? Holy shit

Shut up and take my money!

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

awe someone should make a comic where baby doges big brother or big sister help him install a mod so he can visit arther :((

this is so wholesome

everyone who reads this post will get some big spicy joy within 24 large minutes (hours)

So I know this is likely a coincidence…but I reblogged this and just now discovered I’ve been given a $150 amazon gift card as a bonus at work. So thank you, fish!

If it worked for them I hope it works for everyone else

Some big spicy joy pls

SOME BIG SPICY JOY PLEASE

also i want thanos to have a counterpart villain called “sex thanos” who goes around planets and makes people fuck more so that there’s even more people and the populations get even bigger and he’s the bane of normal thanos’s existence 

also sex thanos looks exactly like nomal thanos but he talks and dresses like austin powers 

Dude I just got a nat 1 and got vaporized by a beholder :c

in real life?

Yeah can someone come down to the TJ Maxx parking lot and cast True Resurrection lol? I’ll trade you some Subway coupons

Going to school is like a 13 year long tutorial in a video game - but then when you finish it, you’ve realized the tutorial was for a completely different game.

“I’ll remember” is the ADHD demon talking. You won’t remember. Write it down.

bold of you to assume i’ll remember where i wrote it, or even that i wrote it

Visual exhaustion is another symptom of ADHD, which means that if we see something enough times (or we see enough instances of something), it fades into background noise and we fail to notice it. This is why a lot of ADHD people can stand living surrounded by mess/clutter, because it’s just visual background noise to us. We don’t even notice it anymore. So if we write something down and see the note stuck up somewhere a lot – or if we write a LOT of somethings down and have a lot of notes hanging around – then we’re even less likely to think of/remember the thing because it’s just part of the scenery now. ADHD is the Catch-22 of brains.

This is why sticky note reminders don’t work??

Always reblog “THAT’S WHAT THAT IS???” posts. Chances are someone hasn’t seen it that needs to.

-5 intelligence and +7 charisma is singlehandedly the funniest and most terrifying thing I’ve ever heard about a dnd character

Ferdinand is one of the more horrifying dnd characters i have ever experienced. Hes a big bipedal salamander. Hes doesnt speak, he just smiles and points at things and nods with increasing vigor until you do the thing he wants. He only craves revenge. His patron doesnt know how he summoned him.

my writing ability currently feels on par with that of like…. a seven year old. i’m just writing one sentence. then another sentence. subject verb object, dependent clause period. do any of them relate? unclear. that is for god to decide. i certainly can’t.

the url makes this so much funnier 

Not to get political but my philosophy is fundamentally that all people should suffer less. That it’s everyone’s responsibility to try to make the world a little better for everyone else. And anyone trying to do the opposite is an asshole who needs to stop.