Boldly going nowhere

Reblog if you stand against order, civilization, and goodness itself

goes hard ngl

Yeah, I’d watch Muppets Lord of the Rings

WE ARE SO BACK

how does this post keep getting better

Let’s be real. His expense reports are widely known to be like this.

#im pretty sure the op intended ‘jedi accountant’ to mean ‘accountant who does the jedi order’s books’#but im picturing a force-using accountant (who really should have been sent to deal with that naboo business)#suddenly stopping in mid-calculation and looking around like#‘i sense a great disturbance in the force’#pause#‘wait where’s qui-gon what is he doing this time’

Make no mistake I adore this post but he did not pay for that boy. He wrote him up as gambling winnings. That’s probably worse.

“Don’t worry, he’s tax-deductible.” ~Wait. Qui-Gon. What did you do?

people make the same spelling and grammar mistakes so often, AI thinks that’s the way you say it because it is a PATTERN DETECTOR and cannot THINK let alone use language.

For those of you who wisely avoid Facebook have this excellent image from the San Antonio Zoo page.

This will never NOT be funny

(FULL BLAST PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN MUSIC)

MAN 1 I may not know my flowers, but I know a (yells in her direction) bitch when I see one!

Plus the clip is delightful.

I’m still trying to manifest a Choi San for myself.

This is my favorite "Yunho at the scene of the crime" moment

Happy 35th Anniversary to The Muppets at Walt Disney World!