unspoken screams

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Crucially

You should log out of tumblr

We all should

Take a break for a couple of days

Make them see a DRASTIC DIP IN ACTIVITY

Because that more than anything else is going to make them realize this is a bad idea.

The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust

Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?

Bruce: Your spleeeennnn

Tim: What?

Dick: What.

Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…

Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!

Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?

Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie

Duke: And you...?

Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?

Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs

Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?

Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*

Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high

Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?

Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink

Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*

Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred

Tim: Are we going on a mission?

Bruce: No, this is a different matter...*sigh*... we have to talk about the Batcomputer search history.

Batkids: *frozen in horror*

Dick: What do you mean search history? I thought the computer was super encrypted and stuff.

Bruce: Well, it seems that several of you thought that and now we have to have this conversation.

Bruce: Who searched for "murder suspects near me"? You are fired.

Jason: It was a long weekend, I was trying to speed up the process.

Bruce: Next we have "vacation homes in California" which would not be a problem had one not been embezzled in the batarang budget.

Tim: It was worth a try.

Bruce: Well now you will be taking over my patrols while I am in my new vacation home.

Tim: Fair enough.

Bruce: And finally we have "how to adopt many turtles without father finding out" followed by "how to train a violent turtle army."

Damian: Who could have search for that?

Bruce: I found the turtles Damian.

Damian: They will be a great asset on patrol.

Thankfully the pregnancy is still going strong after they make it to Eridia (let's say pregnancy in space is very slow progressing lol so he's barely let's say 4 months along when he gets there)

When he's 6 months along Simon is brought by Adrian and her team, they get along and become friends after adjusting. They probably get into a relationship when Grace is 3 months postpartum, he had a baby girl.

Now let's do the little concept that Eridia is able to do the Face Time thing on like...at the exact moment and such

Imagine Grace talking to Stratt, and Carl is there and both are shocked when Grace shows off his baby girl who's maybe a year or two years old and Simon is in the background.

Rocky did not listen to Grace's many attempts to defend Carl after he learned Carl didn't do much to save Grace from being drugged and taken to the Hail Mary.

So yes he knows that if Grace didn't know he was pregnant, neither did Carl, but he thinks the betrayal to not try and save Grace was worse.

Happy pride month to my fellow psychheads. 💪😤 💗💛💙

Thankfully the pregnancy is still going strong after they make it to Eridia (let's say pregnancy in space is very slow progressing lol so he's barely let's say 4 months along when he gets there)

When he's 6 months along Simon is brought by Adrian and her team, they get along and become friends after adjusting. They probably get into a relationship when Grace is 3 months postpartum, he had a baby girl.

Now let's do the little concept that Eridia is able to do the Face Time thing on like...at the exact moment and such

Imagine Grace talking to Stratt, and Carl is there and both are shocked when Grace shows off his baby girl who's maybe a year or two years old and Simon is in the background.

Rocky did not listen to Grace's many attempts to defend Carl after he learned Carl didn't do much to save Grace from being drugged and taken to the Hail Mary.

Thankfully the pregnancy is still going strong after they make it to Eridia (let's say pregnancy in space is very slow progressing lol so he's barely let's say 4 months along when he gets there)

When he's 6 months along Simon is brought by Adrian and her team, they get along and become friends after adjusting. They probably get into a relationship when Grace is 3 months postpartum, he had a baby girl.

Now let's do the little concept that Eridia is able to do the Face Time thing on like...at the exact moment and such

Imagine Grace talking to Stratt, and Carl is there and both are shocked when Grace shows off his baby girl who's maybe a year or two years old and Simon is in the background.