sand and slate

this pride month we’re all going to be radically pro transgender. or else.

hey so this means radically pro ALL transgender. don’t put limitations on this. all trans people are radically accepted here.

This is what it’s all about. Saturday night. At home. Switching between the same 4 apps on my phone. Getting scared.

There's this video of nuns talking about their favourite things to do outside of nun activities and one of them says "ultimate frisbee" and the other one goes "and sister you are so good at that." I literally cannot get "and sister you are so good at that" out of my head. Out of all my stims this one is my fav lolol

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

As a principled feminist I'm often tempted to say shit like "are men capable of higher thought" but then I have to remember not to perpetuate gender essentialism and change it to "why do men choose not to think about anything"

You have to let people love you. You have to let people get to know you. You have to let people help you. Being so completely selfless that you try to erase yourself off the face of the planet and never ask for anything and reject everybody's offers of support makes you very hard to love! Unfortunately. Emptying yourself out of everything that makes you, you is not actually what your loved ones want from you, generally. They want to make you happy! They will be so so sad if you don't give them the chance. It's not all selfish. I promise.

I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters

I'm not watching Euphoria but it's interesting to me that people are going "isn't this supposed to be a show about drug addicts in high school" as if the show has ever had any coherent theme. Yall liked the show because of its aesthetics and s1 plot line, which were stolen and the person who actually made them got fired.

i wish swimming was something you could do alone in your bedroom.

I feel like when you are born they should predict your top ten worst mistakes and top ten most glorious triumphs. And whenever you hit one of them there should be a sound only you can hear, like the ringing of a bell in another world. And it should be the same sound for both classes of events.

(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.

it’s called having a heart of gold you fucking idiot