What Is Life's Greatest Illusion?

it’s so scary that fish teeth sometimes look like people teeth. you’re not supposed to have that. well maybe piranhas are scared of us having piranha teeth. i will reflect on my human centric worldview (folds my hands behind my back and gazes out at the horizon)

would you put a discarded fruit sticker on my forehead in whimsical jest yes or no

reblog to put a discarded fruit sticker on the forehead of the person you reblogged from in whimsical jest

*tsk* everyone knows you put it somewhere they won’t notice it for a while, like their shoulder; that’s what makes it a jest

if i had absolute power i would be really chill with it actually. i would never corrupt absolutely. i would keep it real niceys. heart

cant believe we live in a reality where getting a silly iced drink can set you back 7 dollars. it's like they want me dead

Barbie (2023)

Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.

i could fix him but honestly whatever the hell is wrong with him is way funnier

Working class hero

pic looks AI generated 

the motions and expressions here feel like golden-age Don Bluth, and I mean that in the best possible way