*crop my husband out of wedding photos * his eyes were closed and i was feeling my look can I live

google chrome incognito is like that really cool aunt who won’t tell your parents about your dirty secrets thanks aunt google

I fucking hate this website

Every single tall person is totally okay with being made fun of for being tall. You ask how the weather is up there, and they just grin and go “Yeah hahah I’m tall.” Every single short person is fueled by rage at their height. Make fun of them at your own peril. You ask how the weather is down there, and they instantly go from zero to “Bitch I will cut you.”

The shorter we are the closer to Satan we are

William Nye The Science Fellow

i love being called lady by people like when kids are in ur way and they’re parents say “let this lady pass” it’s like heck yeah im a lady

*sees a strangers follow forever* where am i