ConsiderateChikorita

i’m still seeing just as much porn on my timeline as before????? lol 

Nero below zero

And I was hoping for ‘Caesar in a freezer’ … (Especially since this is Caesar an he was not an emperor but O do appreciate the rhyme!)

Adam went from being bought by Buzzfeed to being bought by Todd Howard

I drew this comic before Fallout 76 was announced. Hindsight is 20/20.

Come get this dick-fil-a

I’m tired of y'all reblogging this every Sunday

you after reading this post: hrn…

Since the two best-selling games of all time are Tetris and Minecraft, I think we can safely say that people fucking LOVE squares

May you find exactly what you want at the thrift shop, in your price range, next time you’re there.

can’t pass up this kinda karma

and in your size

Me relaxing after a long day of bloodletting

This is a big mood

PET THE BOY

COWARDS THE WHOLE LOT OF YA

if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here

what does this say in english

“Good sir, if you are a resident of the United States of America and coming to visit the sunny land of Australia, allow me to inform you that you should be rather more concerned about being sucker punched by a gentleman named ‘Dane’ who is likely to be seen wearing a wifebeater with a beer company logo on it than by any of the dangerous spiders that exist on this lovely continent”.

ok so what does it say in american

“You’re more likely to get sucker punched/cold-cocked by an asshole than you are to be bitten by a spider”.

thank you

Well rattle my spoons, that don’t make a lick of sense. Wot in tarnation does this hootenanny say?

“If ya mosey on by Australia, you best be fixin’ to get to some fisticuffs more'n checkin fer spiders.”

This is a Rosetta Stone for a single language