come to the dark side... we have cheetos

never ever ever ever ever ever ever beating the sleepy allegations

one day i'll wake up and donald trump will be dead

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

beautiful women named "storage space running out" keep texting me every day

the sunk cost fallacy has been my favorite fallacy for as long as I can remember. so at this point it's probably too late to pick a different one

do you ever become obsessed with a character and you just go "of fucking course its that one" at yourself because you are so incredibly predictable

Paramore was right. Hard times

gonna make you wonder why you even try tbh

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

This hit my brain like that hurtling baseball exploded that bird that one time

missing her (putlocker)