Sup.

Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

Gif sets are SO important to me. Yes, please take this scene and break it up into 4 or 6 three second loops that I can study over and over to appreciate the small details of it

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

closure isnt real they made that shit up for tv and movie

god i wish some of you would closure laptops. closure eyes. mouths

the urge to write is like a cat meowing for dear life for someone to open the goddamn door, who then shows utter disinterest in said open door

guys you gotta stop thinking of women in their 30s as elderly it’s just misogyny

you also gotta stop thinking about actual elderly women as lesser human beings. Youth is not a measure of one’s worth.

i loved half-undressed sex when you still have your top on but it’s all rucked up around your tits and your panties are tugged to the side or barely down past the swell of your ass and your socks are on and maybe your foot is still tangled in a pant leg

do you think cats understand that we can't see as well in the dark as them or when i trip over my cat in the night is he like. bro what the fuck is your problem. stop being clumsy.