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“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

YO NO WAY I JUST FOUND A PERFECT HESRT LAKE IN A DESERT BIOME

love how when i get a new interest, i’m like “oh god it’s happening again” and i’m stuck like that for about a week until everything explodes and any interest i’ve had prior is completely dwarfed for an unknown amount of time

he might be doomed to die tragically but he's got great tits

Just got back from feeding white babies cigarettes at the park

when I was a baby i would root through the bag and sniff out the winstons with the precision of a bloodhound or perhaps hog. after hauving covid though i cant smell which are wich and ive unfortunately has to stop :’(

100 day is a Thing in Korea cuz we weren’t sure if a baby would survive that long back in the days and when they did we celebrated

He looks regal and confused and I look up to that.

Fun fact! This is illegal. Your employer cannot prevent you from discussing your pay with other employees, and if they take any action against you for doing so you can sue the fuck out of them.

When I first got a job I was told to not talk about my wages with anybody. I had never had a job before so I thought that was just a legitimate rule.

I named him chicken nugget

Aaaa he’s turning a duller color… I hope he’s alright

So apparently chicken nugget is a spicebush swallowtail and they turn yellow before they pupate. He was making little silk things everywhere Bruh this caterpie is going to evolve to metapod today my boy isn’t messing around

False alarm he moved a bit This guy

hes been in cocoon for 10 days now 🎉🐛🎉

let me know how he’s doing soon

I’ve seen yall reblog the unfinished ones SO MUCH that I’m getting pissed, anyway here’s the full chicken nugget saga.

Awesome! Hope you’re happy somewhere, Chicken Nugget!

I have missed this post so much! Let’s all celebrate Chicken Nugget!

I wondered why the wings looked different

Incredible

intersex icon

He’s a bilateral gnandromorph!!

WE STAN?????

chicken nugget said intersex rights

This whole post is wonderful, but I think a lot of people don’t realise just how rare bilateral gynandromorphs are. Research has shown that only approximately 1 in 6,000 butterflies is a bilateral gynandromorph! So thanks so much @oddity-txt for sharing this wonderful being with us!

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