fuck em suck em robots

Being an Eridian scientist has to be so funny. You train your entire life as a biologist, becoming specialized in your field, probably giving lectures or educational speeches to other Eridians, and then the star savior Rocky comes home with his weird pet dog. Your job is now to cultivate food so the weird dog who is the age of average baby doesn’t die. The dog also saved the stars. Your job is making dog food out of the dog. You also learn that you and the dog have the same job. You are the happiest scientist on Erid.

Damnit. Mystery Flesh Pit guy uses AI.

really funny (in a bad way) that the AI is the part of this anyone gives a shit about

ohhh you don’t like that i’ve used AI? well, i’ve killed people. checkmate, liberals.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

i must not kill myself . killing myself is the myself killer

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

I love how the first thing Naja does on boarding ART's shuttle is to crack open a cold one. Where did she get it? Was she carrying it with her through the torus? Did she buy it at one of the refreshment stops? Does ART carry a supply of medicinal spirits? Did Mensah bring it with her, knowing that Nanna better have her juice or no one would be enjoying that trip?

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard