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hello vonnie
we're not kids anymore.
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
todays bird
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JVL
Mike Driver
Discoholic 🪩
shark vs the universe
Not today Justin
Game of Thrones Daily
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@confessionsofaliftaholic
Got my $200 deposited back into my account today for my MK Selma purse that was “stolen/missing” from fedex … SMH fedex … But yet here she is 😍 my lifting day begins now 😉 Target Tj Maxx Ulta Fred Myers Walmart Macy’s Sports authority Here I come lol
wait they gave u a refund??
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I wish I could lift a bean bag chair
dude i kid u not i lifted one for for my old apartment. i went to walmart and threw one in the cart and then went to the subway inside the store for a sandwich and carried the receipt for my sandwich out to my car so employees thought it was for the beanbag. fool proof
Hella happy because this haul. 😍😍
Not going to list prices or stores because I’m super lazy..
Got all this shit with my friend (she only lifts with me)
And I fucking got the smokey pallet. ❤️❤️
-I lifted that bag and didn’t realize the alarm was on it until we went to at least 5 different stores.-
What bag is that omg I want one just like that
All 18+ lifters out there please reblog/like
Get at me fam. I ain’t a child I need more adult related liftin tips on me dash.
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what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.
I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.
16
26
28
35
37
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61
65
69 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
70
72 …..why not….making the best out of this sad situation
73… I got so angry at this post I had to reblog it and continue
77 hue hue hue hue hue hue hue
78 this is literally pointless
79 (someone skipped 51 D:)
81
83…….. this is gross
85 this update sucks balls
Halloween Movie Master List
Hey guys! Halloween is so close (yes even though it’s August) and it’s also my favorite holiday, so I thought. Why not make a list with all the links to some of my favorite Halloween movies, and movies I like to watch around Halloween time! I hope I get them all, and as I find more I’ll be adding them :3 The list will be family friendly, mostly with I think a couple exceptions (The Craft , maybe Rocky Horror Picture Show) :3 If this is something you guys like, I’ll be more than happy to make a horror/gore list before Halloween. I hope you enjoy!
Tim Burton’s Corpse Bride
Tim Burton’s Nightmare before Christmas
Coraline
The Addams Family
Addams Family Values
Teen Witch
Beetlejuice
Hocus Pocus (This was difficult to find so I’ll give two links that work best, buffering is a problem, but just pause and wait you should be good)
link one
link two
The Craft
Monster House
Dark Shadows
Paranorman
Casper
The Haunted Mansion
Halloweentown
Halloweentown II: Kalabars Revenge
Halloweentown High
Return to Halloweentown
Pooh’s Heffalump Halloween Movie
It’s the great pumpkin, Charlie Brown
The witches
Practical Magic
Under Wraps
Don’t look under the bed
link one
link two
Mom’s got a Date with a Vampire
Phantom of the Megaplex
Twitches
Twitches Too
The Scream Team( Can’t yet find a link for this, will update when found)
Frankenweenie
Casper meets Wendy
The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Scary Godmother
Scary Godmother: Revenge of Jimmy
The Little Vampire
Hotel Transylvania
Boo to you too! Winnie the Pooh
Girl v Monster
Mostly Ghostly
The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It
Scooby Doo Ghoul School
(Please note: I have multiple ad blockers and anti virus tools on my computer. The only websites I can vouch for that won’t give you viruses or have a ton of pop up ads is youtube and megashare. I’m almost certain, 97%, that none of these links will give you problems like that. Just to be careful though, I figure I might as well include this.)
this is the money dog, repost in the next 24 hours and money will come your way!!
ehh what the hell
OH MY GOD SO NO FUCKIN BULLSHIT I SWEAR To GOD. I reblogged this an hour ago and IM NOT Lying My Tax Refund which I did in late march popped into my Bank Account, and it was a Decent sized amount……
WHAT THE FUCK Is THIS MAGIC!??!?!?! Im trying this again IM NOT BSing hahahaha thats actually pretty cool xD
yooooo
yoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
FUCKIN YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
no BULLSHIT I KID YOU NOT! Look what I found while walking Home…..
OH MY GOD
OH MY F*CKIN GOD
THIS POST FUCKIN WORKS?!?!?! THIS IS PAST A COINCIDENCE NO WAY!??! NO FRIGGIN WAY!!!
Im Going to reblog this every day to test this, its MAGIC ITS FRIGGIN MAGIC
I need to believe in the heart of the post…
Oh? Well… *reblag*
i reblogged this and now my uncle is giving me 250 to dye my hair nani the fucko
stop
I hate when you have a pretty good haul and you like what you got but then you come home and none of it looks good on you. Yay.
I'm sure it's all amazing on you babe
getting up in the morning from my bed with gorgeous lifted sheets, snuggly lifted comforter, and soft lifted feather pillows (if I coulda lifted the bed believe me son)
going to take a nice warm bath with my lifted beauty/body/haircare stuff from lush and philosophy and mario badescu and fekkai and redken
then choosing from my collection of lifted makeup items depending on how glam or chill i want to look
eating a delicious, healthy, big and at least partially lifted breakfast (food is a little hard to steal so I buy most things)
taking my yummy lifted vitamins
selecting from my closet of GOOD quality lifted clothes, putting on my lifted lucky jeans and lifted jcrew sweater
putting on my lifted ks watch, slipping on my lifted shoes, spritzing a bit of lifted perfume for luck
grabbing my (lifting) purse with my lifted shades and going out
well rested well cared for well fed well dressed
my life and “ME” have become 16386937294% better after lifting
YASSSSS!!
This is the same for me too… The same. My self esteem has been raised so much higher after I started consciously and seriously lifting…
Boo boo this post is so sweet….. U so deserve it all 💖💖💖💖
Thanks babe!! I appreciate your love and support xoxoxox
we have a high end life, who would give that up??¿¿¿¿¿
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Lorac contour > Anastasia contour who’s with me? Honestly the Anastasia looks and feels like a cheap palette to me.
I returned the abh bc I didn't like it. I want to get the Kat von d but should I get lorac instead
Ever since I’ve started looking at lifting blogs, I’ve noticed that people make a lot of broad generalizations about a store’s security. Like, they’ll say that this store NEVER EVER checks their cameras and that store has inattentive employees. But that won’t be the same for every location. Some walmarts have real hard-asses for LP, but mine has hardly any.
My point is, every store location will be in some way different from the others. What you see on tumblr won’t be true for every single location, and you should take that into account when you lift.
That’s not to say any advice you see is invalid though!!
Magical Art Queen
smol emo meme
fluffy space animal
cute indie girl
is there a limit to how many comments will show on the posts now? cos the comment chain seems to go straight down from the original posts instead of kind of to the side not to mention each individual comment takes up way more space than they used to. are we gonna end up with posts with a billion comment we have to scroll past..
lets find out. Everyone comment on this
hey
I’m watching chopped
poopey butt clan
it was really hot and humid today but i feel like everyone complained about it more than was really warranted
let me know when there is an unironic “spread this like wildfire” comment
i’m in class rn and this update is fucking ugh
WHEN WILL THE SWEET EMBRACE OF DEATH FIND ME
lmaooooooo this update is awful
Luckily they didn’t update it for me yet. Let’s see how long they take.
K I L L M E
Memes But With Puppies
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
this update is the visual version of the word “yikes”
save the bees
i’m tired
why me
anyone know a good graphics maker i need a signature for my posts
motherfucking jesse eisenburg jesus christ fuck dude
welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!welcome to hell!
wolf children is about a lady having a relationship with a furry
In Octodad, how did the lady have kids with an octopus? And how are the kids 100% human? These questions need to be answered.
Considering the trend of bestiality romance novels going on neither of these things surprises me
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood??
tumblr is a 100% funcational website
Motherfucking Jesse Eisenberg jesus christ fuck dude motherfucking Facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking believe this shit Goddamn created Facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss Twins goddamn rowing the boat fuck yo shit i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuck i just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenberg man Motherfucking Spiderman Spiderman you put in the time fuck put in the time motherfucking build shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenberg No man i’ll just talk about the Facebook movie all day shit man you have to be so interested in the shit i have to say about the Facebook movie fuck dude i just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenberg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss Twins rowing trent resin or did the soundtrack fuck this guy who invented Facebook i don’t like dying i can’t think of who the fuck invented Facebook all i can think is the guy who played the guy who invented Facebook who the fuck invented Facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG
What if your legs didn’t know they were legs
I can’t leave this site for a few days without some new update happening can I?
Marlon Brando was bisexual. Bupita happened. I have a cat named after River Phoenix. Johnlock is canon. I’m a lesbian. Mexican food is the best.
Johnlock is canon. Tumblr hates all of us. It’s pumpkin spice everything season.
johnlock
I hate everything about this blue hellsite
DLC culture is stupid. Why are you selling me an incomplete broken game and then expecting me to buy the rest of the game months down the line. And the DLC are just as fucking broken (COUGH AWAKENING COUGH) Fuck DLCs JUST FINISH THE GAME AND PUT THEM IN THE GAME.
hear it hurgling
AND STEVEN!
i want to die
I just want to reblog this and stress this: Levi lost his entire squad. He didn’t lose 20% of his squad. He didn’t even lose 50%. He lost his whole squad. Look at what it’s done to him. You can see the death in his eyes, but he keeps on going. This is why Levi is one of my favorite characters.
hey is there a chatzy for clopping
im so lonely
the discourse
HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON?
¡VIVA MÉXICO!
Reblogging for that comment
better to reign in hell, than serve in heaven
If home is where the heart is then we’re all just fucked
I never reblogged the “do you love the color of the sky” post so I feel that I’m warranted to reblog this
what the fuckc I hate this website what is staff doiNG
by fall out boy
if there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what
god is dead. god remains dead. and we have killed him. how shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? what was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood off us? what water is there for us to clean ourselves? what festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?”
if u read this ur gay
what happened in cape town
quick someone post the entire bee movie script
honestly sweet girl didn’t deserve to flop a lil like that
im bethany n i love pjm
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A cosmic giveaway!
So I just reached 600 followers I can’t thank you guys enough So to celebrate this occasion I’m going to do a giveaway!
This giveaway includes… 1 pair of unisex ray ban glasses 1 Ralf Lauren sling purse 2 Mac lipsticks And 6 VS panties
.Rules. You must be following me Reblog and like to enter You may reblog as many times as you want
The winner will be chosen next Sunday!!! (And messaged privately for security purposes) GOOD LUCK AND I LOVE YOU ALL SO DEARLY
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I've been working at Ulta for 5 years , I know the tricks! Some pointers- They tag all perfume with square rfids under the barcode sticker, but most expensive prestige shit has rectangular security tags on the sides of boxes that'll beep , especially urban/Smashbox/Lorac palettes and advanced skincare (Murad, dermalogica, etc) . However, we're literally told never to check a customer's bag - even if they beep. Just keep walking, or turn around with a confused face after u buy something small
thanks babe!!! if you have any more tips pleeeease send them these are gold ily
The SA at Ulta knew I had shit in my bag because I was being sloppy and she asked to look inside. So be careful with that one.
Yeah that’s not true, we could absolutely confront you…we did frequently. There’s a lot of bullshit Ulta ~insider tips~ coming out lol, I was a manger there for years and ima tell y'all this shit is bs lol.
lol did u know that store policy and training may vary
Lol did you know that store policy BY ITS VIRTUE doesn’t change store to store?? Lol it’s not a privately owned business, it’s a corporation? Also, training wouldn’t vary either, BECAUSE AGAIN lol it’s a corporation. They spend a lot of time and money into making sure the policies and procedures they set (which they also put a lot of time and money in) are followed correctly and uniformly over the entirety of the what? Say it with me kids!! CORPORATION!
So no, when I spent two weeks in training for my management position, it was no different than the managers before and after me. Nor would it be.
you —————> the point –> .
They didn't miss the point... policy is the same for every store BUT certain stores may not follow it depending on crime rates
Does anyone have tips for lifting pills? I need allergy medicine and multivitamins. Will they rattle too much?
My advice is don’t do it. Stealing pills, even OTC stuff us pretty serious. If you’re going to do it anyways, find a grocery store with minimal cameras. I have one that has cameras on the medicine aisle only and the rest of the store is camera free. I’m pretty sure most new bottles of pills have cotton balls so they don’t rattle.
you can pull it off but check! for! rfids!!! they’re always on the otc stuff. i don’t think they’re source tagged but check to be safe
At my grocery store I put the pills under my purse so if I get caught I act like I forgot that they're there but I've never gotten caught lol
