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yeah i like to give my blessing to the most pathetic looking weak little knight at the tournament. she can’t even look me in the eye when i give her my flower and she stutters out that she’ll do her best or something of the like. i think its funny when she has to cry and beg my forgiveness and i get to say “such a shame, i suppose my hand in marriage will have to go to someone else…” and then i get to hear her whimper like a dog. ive done this like 6 times alrea-

did she just win.

the-stew-goblin

I shall prepare a stew for the wedding! Extra salt!

veryberryskye

wait wait wait stew goblin wait

peachdelta

get ready for the wedding

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sluttynurse

everyone's afraid of looking busted everyone's afraid of making mistakes everyone's afraid of looking stupid everyone's afraid of embarrassment everyone's afraid of imperfections because of the damn PANOPTICON that is current society and it's fucking STUPID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

horsefigureoftheday

Sucks how many people were taught that "horses put their ears back when they're mad" but then never taught the difference between "angry backwards ears," "mildly annoyed backwards ears," "pain backwards ears," "concentrated backwards ears," "sleepy backwards ears" and "just happens to be listening to something behind it."

"Horses put their ears back when they're mad" idk man i think it depends

horsefigureoftheday

These are all completely different expressions in completely different scenarios, and only two of them are decidedly negative.

horsefigureoftheday

Actually, I wanna talk about the third horse, the one putting its ears back in pain. Over the last 15 years veterinarians and animal scientists have worked out pain scales for most domestic animals by taking photos of the during routine procedures.

We know vaccines painful, and by comparing horses at rest with horses getting vaccinated, we've been able to determine how they express pain visually. By looking at horses with disorders like colic, broken bones, wounds, and so on, we can determine their facial expressions during more severe pain.

At zookeeper school we were drilled through the pain faces of the most common lab animals and livestock. Nowadays I believe this has become a routine lesson in all animal related fields, but the general public still doesn't know that this is a thing that exists.

Here are all the pain face/grimace scales I've been able to find. Please study them if you interact with any of these animals on a regular basis:

c-53

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

domnika-deactivated20250923

i would read that fanfic ngl

c-53

About my fish??

graceful-not

HELP?????

everyfandom-girl

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

tea-and-hockey

FUJOSHI FISH????

miiilowo

having feelings that contradict your morals is soooo fucking annnoooooyyyiiingggggg. can the emotions and logic department get on the same page im tired of having to like strangle myself into being a tolerable person

trans4trains

aangel-biites

[ID: A Tumblr post by @/agnesmontague reading, "I'm sure there's a word denoting the divide between what you believe as a citizen of civic society and what you believe as an animal with anger synapses. As a civic citizen I do not believe in the death penalty nor do I think anyone deserves to die for being stupid on Twitter. As an ape," End ID]

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toastyglow

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i-give-you-a-fish

You get a Milkfish

Chanos chanos

fish-identifier

i scrute the milkfish

draconym

All the bees in my garden are so tired of me recording them like this

chaos-smoothie

headspace-hotel

Lmao i was trying to take pictures of bees in my meadow day before yesterday but my big hat was scaring them so I didn't get any

serialnumber002

canada lynx voted the animal of all time. Boy why are you so paws

serialnumber002

put those thigns away

5149eszter

anarqueeen

a watched nut never busts. or something. i dont fucking know what you people find funny anymore. 9/11.

anarqueeen

why is this the one

poguesfan1953

Life gets better never give up hope

poguesfan1953

No its not i found it firstand you cant have it Finders keepers and besides Idont have anything at all in this world anymore so maybe you could just let me have this

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lonestatus

personally my first guess as to how joker got his scars would be from smiling too big. but maybe that's my dreamer's heart

abimee

0v9

seeing this image in 2026 is like seeing an old friend who I've dearly missed

avoidbeing

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

old-flesh

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

grimeclown

Cmon man

i-am-a-fish

I just want to love and be loved. why is lunch twelve dollars now

antlerpunk

I WISH I WAS A LITTLE BIT BALDER

I WISH I WAS A WALTER

I WISH I HAD A LAWYER NAMED SAUL BETTER CALLER

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kristina100000

mozzarella and cheddar when i open my fridge and its not their time to be added to a fuckalicious grilled cheese sandwich

fragiledate

the strongest bond is probably pad wings to themselves. the weakest is probably pad wings to your underwear

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