In all my years of being in Tumblr, I don’t have a pinned post!
So here it is!
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Home of the finest digital art this side of the Gladlands, and also where I post all my art.
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2. MADNESS COMMERCIALIZATION
Remnants of a dying movement.
An ask/rp blog entered around a splinter faction of the A.A.H.W, seeking to bring madness to a net %20.
3. FNAF: SUBVERSION AU
Another RP Blog. Fazbear Entertainment, seeking to put to rest the souls of the children that died in their restaurants to rest and Afton in the deepest, dankest basket they can find, choose to go about it in the most excessive way possible: Lethal force.
4.URBANSHADE DEPARTMENT OF EXPERIMENTAL VEHICLES
Urbanshade's Vehicular MAnslotter Research Wing, situated a few miles off the Blacksite. Waaaay over budget. (Closed for obvious reasons)
5.(JSAB ASKBLOG)
A Just Shapes and Beats AU askblog. A 1920-s 30s Paradise(along with a hapless mining company) get caught in between a Corrupted Madman and a massive Ringvereine.
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LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS
STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL.
DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY “DO NOT INDUCE VOMITING”? THEY AREN’T FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE!
AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONE’S THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN.
IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER.
“Buuut i don’t wanna take them to the hospital!!!”
WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOU’D RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOU’RE IN LUCK
CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU.
AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE.
I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
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Scuffle of the Shapes - Auditions are now CLOSED! (sorta??)
“Hello, every-shape! I’m Step, and this is my co-host Pulse! And the auditions are now over!”
“Yeah, and all the Nulls are gone for some reason so we’re gonna sort through all the auditions.”
“Yeah, so this is gonna be a bore... Anyways...”
"Before to get to some stuff we wanna say, Happy 8th Anniversary, JSAB!"
"And happy 4-point-something anniversary to the Lost Chapter update as well."
"Here's to another eight years! and also a new update please berzerk please"
“wait step there’s only like 13 auditions”
“wait what”
“.”
“Oh.”
“Wait, only 13??”
“Eh, I don’t care-”
“PULSE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS??”
“No.”
“THE JUST SHAPES AND BEATS FANDOM IS DYING”
“...fork found in kitche–?”
“PULSE NOW’S NOT THE TIME”
“Okay okay, Step. Calm down. At least it wasn't- like- 3 or something."
“Yeah, but it would suck to leave out only one person!”
“So?”
“So, it means some poor soul is going to be DEPRESSED!”
“That's now how that works.”
“I CAN'T ALLOW THIS!!”
“what”
“I mUST DO SOMETHING TO ATONE! SOMETHING BIG! SOMETHING GRAND! SOMETHING TO SAY SO...."
[Pulse walks off stage.]
“Ooookay, so I guess I'll continue the post. So if any people STILL want to compete despite the audition time having passed, don’t worry. I’ll allow a new rule called...”
THE LATE-AUDITIONEE RULE
“If anyone wants to get into the game late, then not to worry! We will still be accepting applications.”
“But here’s how we’re doing them.”
“Any and all applications sent in in-between this & the auditions results (a.k.a. a week from now) will be reviewed, HOWEVER, latecomers that end up joining will get a penalty, and will start off with -50 points.”
“I'm also going to include two new rules. One for those who want to change their team formation in the contest, and another for those who want to quit early. First off...”
THE TEAM ALTERATION RULE
“If people want to alter their teams, then please alert the hosts through DMs. You're only allowed two team changes though, and team changes can only be done in Challenges 1-3.”
“Merging teams is also valid, but only if it doesn't break the 4 player limit. Consent from all teams must be given though, and teams cannot be split again when this happens, so please think carefully. Speaking of, merging will leave an extra slot, right? So i would like to get into the next rule...”
THE TEAM SLOT VOUCHER RULE
“If anyone either leaves, or merges teams, then they get a team slot voucher. This means that they can either give the now-empty team slot to anyone of their choice, or leave it open for auditionees.”
“So for example, if one team leaves, then that team can either pass their baton onto someone else or leave it open for any team to audition and grab the slot! However, any new teams to get the team's slow will only get half the points the team originally had, so if a team replaces another that had 30 points, they only get 15.”
“Again, team slots are only valid for a limited period, but this time for Challenge 1-4. So if anyone leaves in Challenge 4, then another team can replace them, but not for Challenge 5.”
“If you have any other questions, feel free to ask in the comments, DMs or askbox.”
“PULSE! I GOT IT! I GOT IT!”
“Got what?”
“I know how to repent for the person left out!”
“We have a rule that can allow for latecomer auditions y'know”
“oh yeah right i probably should've though of that before i blew all your money on it”
Even after I get the nerve to talk to them and get their discord and be in servers with them my brain is still like, hey, buddy, you’re bothering them, die
Like bro what does my brain NOT GET about the fact that we’re friends, why are you making me afraid to talk to people I used to VC with every night and are the same people that made me start feeling comfortable to say ‘I love you’ to people I care about and not worry about it being seen the wrong way
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mutuals can always dm me but be warned i talk like your coworker who is trying too hard to get to know you and my response times are akin to the response times you might get if we were communicating by letter
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