not just a snail

im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content

a school trip tram passed me and the kids six-sevened at me and i six-sevened back and im gonna be so real with you: felt good. i get it.

six-seven hate is more nonsensical than six-seven

it’s very funny when people think women being segregated from men in sports was some holy feminist act to give them a fair shot when historically a whole lot of it was bc men were pissy women were daring to intrude on Their Spaces.

in the beginning, the trump assassination attempts were spaced by twenty four weeks. then twelve, then six, then every two weeks. the last one, at the white house, was a week. in four days we could be seeing a trump assassination attempt every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. we should witness a double event within seven days,

Something tells me people are rather unhappy with the current president

i talk about transitioning and all anyone ever says is "I hope you don't regret it" what if instead we said I hope you love it. I hope it's everything you ever wanted. I hope you live the rest of your life in utter bliss. etc etc.

I hope you transition and I hope it's the best thing you ever did and I hope you never look back and I hope you finally feel comfortable in your own skin

it really is fucking pathetic that a country with more guns than people can't hit one guy

StumbleUpon once sent me to a supercut of Lion King, Lion King 1 1/2, and Lion King II, the main edit being that the scenes of Lion King and Lion King 1 1/2 were interspersed so that they happened in the order they actually happened.

stumbleupon not existing anymore can be directly traced to a dramatic decline in my mental health, I could do a thesis on it.

bestie stumbleupon very much still exists its just called cloudhiker now. i use it all the time.

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I used to love take me to a useless website

your twenties are not "late" to start hrt. that is a normal time to start hrt. your thirties are also a normal time to start hrt. your seventies are pretty late to start hrt, but not too late. like, statistically, that's at the end of the curve. but if you are not dead, it is not too late for hrt.

Legitimately good example of how thorough you need to be to protect private information

there should be a pill you can take one time that will shrivel up your uterus and abort it through one last horrible period

plastic surgeon named mr.breast

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.