words aren't enough. you have to show me.

I didn't realize that this was about Project Hail Mary at first I just accepted that this was Ryan Gosling's fault and we have to kill him

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

I want you guys to all start making a bigger stink about Tumblr's Age Verification Horseshit.

i'd say i carry a normal amount of all the mild social rejection i've ever received in my body like shrapnel

needless to say they are hopelessly dependent on the ingot

Current twitter drama is Europeans confidently declaring that they don't need to drive or use overpriced public transport to get to the MetLife stadium for the World Cup; they will simply walk down the highway to get there. Girl it's New Jersey. They're gonna splatter you for fun.

I think a lot of Europeans think that the stadium is in the middle of a city and surrounded by infrastructure, which is why they keep insisting that they can just walk from point A to point B. It's not! It's in the fucking Meadowlands!!!! You have multi lane highways and a literal toxic swamp and that's it!

girl help they're now demanding NJ build a bridge over the highway (???? from where???) or shut down the fucking I-95 (one of the busiest highways in the country that everyone commutes on) for their little soccer game.

you can't oppression olympics your way out of how your trauma affected you.

"other people had it worse" bitch! I don't care! just from looking at you it's plain and obvious that you've had a time of it! a person can drown in six inches of water, it doesn't matter if someone else is drowning in ten feet! you're both still fucking drowning! show yourself a little bit of compassion before I come over there and do it for you. this is a threat

they should invent a new constellation and call it the big sniffer

what would it look like

so much of the issue with modern youtube is everyone acts like they're too good to just make a video called "My RANT about [insert topic]!!!" anymore. everybody's convinced they have to make a sophisticated high production video essay about topics they barely have a rant's worth of thoughts or feelings about

everybody got the same shit to say too and acting like their opinion is unique or controversial or like important at all. where are these people coming from and who is giving them an audience.

First my sister, now relentless Tumblr ads. Stop telling me to find Jesus! Im Jewish! I don't care that you lost him again, that's your problem!