Wizard that lives in a computer

sorry for being cringe *sob* *walks though the door but insteadof opening it i just noclip through*

Damn! i want mintchimp icecreamo

Omg pjackk you're back!!

HUH??? pjackk was just unbanned and then immediately banned again!?

Show daddy that nice picture again

relatedly: probably no one has made greater contributions to Posting than dr roberta bobby

bagel 🥯 btw. just think ab it

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

imagine coming home and your mom found your steampunk clothes and shes just there with her arms crossed

she's holding up a ziplock bag of gears and springs asking you what they're for

LOL whos tye saultry little binch on the bottom lsft????

this post is less than 1% away from being completely incomprehensible

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

Where do you think the comma goes

I know that “fwiw” means “for what it’s worth.” I know that. But every time I read it, my brain translates it to “fwom what I wemembew”

Fuck With It Wednesdays

You listen to music regularly? Why? Have you even tried quitting? Could you quit? You get music stuck in your head? Wow. You're so ruined and music brained. I bet you make your partners listen to music with you when you have sex. Music addiction has really ruined a whole generation. You know it's not realistic to expect reverb in real life, right? You're probably so desensitized that you don't even feel anything anymore when you hear a bird singing that it wants some fuck.