Thanks, Dashboard Cat!

hold on let me google something

what the fuck

moral of the story: there was a penis gnome

I’m at the Cheesecake Factory and our server is a total lgbt tweaker. I am going to tip cash .

im cuteful dot com

hello pervert with excellent music taste

we hate you john green

My name is not important. What is important is what I’m going to do… I just fuckin’ hate this world. And the human worms feasting on its carcass. My whole life is just cold, bitter hatred. And I always wanted to die violently. This is the time of vengeance and no life is worth saving. And I will put in the grave as many as I can. It’s time for me to kill. And it’s time for me to die. My genocide crusade begins here.

hey johny my bro relax