goodnight, and dream of gardening on the moon

there is *checks notes* something a little wrong with me

Got thrown out of the tarot reading for counting cards. fuck this place

Alvin is a raging narcissist and Simon and Theo are held back from their musical potential because of misplaced fraternal loyalty. It is no secret in the industry that Theo's vocals and Simon's lyricism carry the group but Alvin's attention-seeking behavior was exploited by their agent

this is a DEEPLY unfair interpretation of their musical identity that valorizes public scrutiny teebeeache. There’s an urge towards overcorrection amongst critical voices that can identify the undervaluation of Theo and Simon as contributors and subsequently develop a narrative of antagonism between them and their frontman and to some extent that’s understandable, given how big his little shadow is. but the group has always been structured around performance and spectacle in a way that greatly benefits from the strong identity and stage presence granted by such a large personality

op is literally a thimon truther so I don’t think we should bother listening to what they say anyways :/

That is not even fucking true? I shared ONE Theo/OC fic in the Theo Chipmates Discord and the author happened to have also written Thimon WITHOUT MY KNOWLEDGE. I made this very clear (with receipts!) in the Google doc. This is yet another example of a transparent smear campaign against Alvin-critical fans. A patently hypocritical act, BTW, given that you guys are literally constantly shipping Alvincest

How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

mathematicians are embarrassed about it but they lost some of the numbers so if you see any weird numbers let them know

Fishing Lesbian's always putting facts out there she's great i think. It'd be great if she was on tumblr in some capacity

I guess we'll never know.

shitshit shit. umm no its fine. does anyone see a grenade pin on tbe floor

Actually if you look at his username you’ll see he’s played at least one other game

could really go for 200mg right now. of anything.

eighteen inch nails: i want to fuck you like two animals

we're gerrymandering the planet. fuck it. grey goo by sherman williams-ing the whole earth until the municipal districts furl out like the tentacles of the mandelbrot set. obviously our project can't stop at voters, too granular, we're gerrymandering the food web and the corals and the siphonophore polyp groups and the bacterial colonies too. we won't stop at the cellular level, organelles and metabolic pathways are ripe for subdivision. we're drawing lines around chemical bonds to gerrymander the stoichiometry out of reactions. we're splitting the atom. we drew up a new standard model, obviously symmetry had to go. we tied up all the superstrings into a web to catch our virtual constituency just in time for the election. the planck length means nothing to us. its a secret ballot, after all.

huge fan of kink blogs that highlight key words like this. honestly It always makes me think of ace attorney like. daddy may know what the murder weapon is

queued for the next wednesday the 12th

happy wednesday the 12th everyone

HAPPY BIRTHDAY GROMIT!!!

I feel like i have a really high understanding of myself and dealing with emotions and instincts (not a flex, I wouldhave explode and died otherwise) but the consequence is, sometimes talking to me IRL is legitimately like talking to yoda or something. I'm always on that "you must unlearn what you have learned" type shit

But like. You really must unlearn what you have learned.

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