goodnight, and dream of gardening on the moon

there is *checks notes* something a little wrong with me

Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!

Stoner? (Remembers I'm a feminist) no. (Remembers pronouns don't equal gender) maybe.

you know you are really being very solipsistic and self-centred right now. the universe is vast and you are not the protgaonist of every story. have you considered that from some prespectives, the radiator is being handcuffed to you?

tubi is one of our greatest warriors in the fight against streaming services costing a fortune for mediocre content. tubi has the most insane collection of movies you will ever encounter all for free. it has cult classics and questionable lifetime movies and movies that nobody except like three people on the planet have ever seen. tubi has movies that doesn’t exist. like if you just thought of a movie one day but never made it and no one ever made it it would somehow still exist on tubi. one day i will log onto tubitv dot com and i will see terribly inappropriate, overly complex, and strange on there. and i won’t even be surprised.

partially-managed mental illness is so fucking funny i'll be sitting around doing my job and suddenly think "wow i hate myself" and immediately get confused because, like, that's not TRUE! i love myself so much. who are you to talk to me like that

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

just me and my shit yaoi from a thing thats bad