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ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

I think I find this post every April Fools Day and I am so happy that I do

imagine going to a house party and ask to go to the bathroom and like theres a dark souls silver knight guarding a chest in there. and like you ask him to not look but he doesn’t respond at all. He’s not like agro, or staring at you with intent, but he’s FULLY aware of your presence and watching you like you intend to steal

A very underrated part of Phantom Blood is when Dio tearfully pleads that his abused and impoverished upbringing is to blame for his villainy and he only lost sight of what it meant to be good as a result of his alcoholic father, then Speedwagon, a man we can infer has a very similar origin story, emerges from the shadows out if nowhere and says "Nah dude you just fucking suck."

[Image Description: A screenshot of a tweet that reads: in phantom blood when dio was like i'm allowed to do whatever i want because i'm gay and poor and speedwagon was like worry not jojo....i'm also gay and poor and i'm here to tell you that dio's just a freak. End Image Description]